John Adams Speaks Truth. Hillbillies Stun Nation With Sheen Of Reading, Writing And Computer Literacy Skills.
John, John, John…
You done blow’d up the Orange Nation with your truth-telling opus. Legions of Philbillies have taken to the internets to slam your column. The comments section alone is a proofreader’s wet dream.
That’s just sad, really.
John had several great points and articulated them well. Whilst the FOPs (Friends of Phil) crow ad infinitum about his winning percentage and status amongst the nation’s all-time elite coaches, he’s also entered a new coaching pantheon. A place whose charter members include Barry Switzer, Butch Davis, Tom Osborne, Jimmy Johnson, Bobby Collins of SMU and most any Bammeroid coach that comes to mind…
Congrats, Phil, you are now a member of The Coaches Who’ve Lost Institutional Control Hall of Fame. You get a replica of Onterrio Smith’s white Whizzinator, bronzed for posterity for your tireless lack of effort.
For a man who always talks about molding young men to be great football players and even better citizens, Fulmer ain’t cutting it. It’s time for him to step up and take responsibility, especially since Trooper, Cutcliffe and Gerald “El Grande Headphone Cord Wrangler” Harrison aren’t there to cover his ass. Actually, that’s what Rochester Big and Tall’s for (keep fighting the good fight, Rochester!).
(Hat-tip to westcoastvol over at outermonvolia.com for the super-cool poster up top. Here’s to dying with your boots on.)
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I agree in part that Phil is to blame, but not entirely. I spoke my piece over on Gate 21.
I think the Great Punkin’ should be allowed to try and fix thing, but he better do it quickly…
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- LAWVOL: http://Gate21.net – Life, the Universe, & College Football
I agrees!!!!! Fuckin Phil sitting up thar winning tons of futeball games, but he gets paid two fuckin million dollar! I could throws on a fuckin hedset and run the team. Fire Phil! Outermonvolia fuckin rocks with its cock out. suck my dick ya dickstring
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Delete my post you fucking n00b.
Embrace the idea that your article sucks balls.
Go count your dick… your article is retarded.
I will chest bump your ass through the earth all the way to china bitch
Your mom is so fat she whistles bass.
@2 through @5 There seems to be a little coherency missing here or is that what happens when you are obsessed with the *bipedal primate appendage?
*That’s male to you mentally challenged cretans.
His sharticle sucks a bag of dicks. Bipedal Primate my balls.
zigzag – good stuff. I think all of Vol nation has had their two cents on this. I think firing the coach doesn’t solve the problem. In fact, what exactly does anyone think is going to solve the problem?
Adams is a typical sports journalist, mindlessly expressing an opinion. I think too many people got caught up in what he said, and what he said doesn’t solve the problem.
your mom is so ugly she makes onions weep
@8 Join 2 through 5 with that brain masturbation.
@9 On a more human note. Adams has an agenda which is to sell newspapers. Writing something controversal gets the job done. He could be trying to get Fulmer to wake up from the coma he seems to be in.
Four things have Fulmer on the hot seat, Florida, Alabama, recruiting and thuggery. He may have lost his enthusiasm for the game. If that is the case, 2008 will tell the story. The only thing that needs fixing is Fulmer’s mental state. Assistants can screw off but the head man cannot survive if he is in a stupor from time to time during the season.
zigzag: Why don’t you go donate your balls to science or write a fucking book? Intellectual wannabe brain scientist motherbitch
@12 Your comments are duly noted and I will consider your recommendations, you common white trash, eunuch fuckball. If you can extract your head from your ass, wrap your lips around that one dipshit.
RTR
Do it for science, zig. The world has never seen such tiny testes. People would travel from the farthest continents to see your tiny balls. I could build the museum. I would call it, The Museum for People with Little Scrotums.
zigzag is draped over his wal mart special desk eating something off the Value Menu while he rocks out on a 98 Packard Bell 486 in his garage apartment huffing paint and sporting a thesaurus while he tries to look like readin ritin an rithmetic expert on loserswithsocks.com
You are the fucking man, bro.
zigzag – Yes, I’m aware of what Adams intent was, primarily to voice his opinion which we all do. However, I don’t agree his intent was as you suggested. I believe it was directed towards the ever-dwindling readership of print media.
Jai wrote a great piece today. I’m sure you’ll have your thoughts to share. I just believe Adams and most others are missing the real issue as opposed to placing all the blame on Fulmer.
Schwig & Burl: Masturbate in your cornflakes assholes, while you do a rim job on my teenie weenie with those pussy mouths of yours.
MoonDog: There are a few SEC teams that would like to have the problems that Tennessee has. They go 9-3 in the regular season, play a close game in the SEC title game against the ultimate BCS Champion, and beat a ranked Big 10 team in a New Years day bowl. As usual, dumb ass sports writers and dumber fans get excercised over basically nothing. On the other hand, responsibility for Vol football is Fulmer’s,. Frankly, he should tell Adams that and while he is at it, tell him to kiss his ass.
Zig, when I was at your house…I had to go to the bathroom…you were out of toilet paper, so I just used a shirt out of your hamper. Hope you dont mind
Dildo: Sorry about the TP but thanks for the heads up. Hope that ground glass doesn’t cause your hapless ass too much pain. Stop by again when you are out of the emergency room.