Ex-Roids Delt a Blow

2008 February 21
by 3rd Down H-Back

Easily more proof of the vast conspiracy against Alabama’s Flagship by the NCAA, Phil Fulmer, Wingnut, CIA, the Illuminati.  They can’t stand it to see Bama getting back. 

Independence Bowl Championship… CHECK.  RTR

Recruiting National Championship… CHECK.  RTR

In contention for the stupidest off-season award… CHECK.  RTR

Bama is clearly back and the liberal ass judges in the Supreme Court are hatin’ on The Capstone.  Are those atheist judges mad at Bama cuz they’re Bear fearing and not God fearing?  You bet your sweet ass they are.  Those US Supreme Court Justices influenced by the Skull and Bones know they can’t give UAT any more momentum because Saban has already shown Bama is Back.  Saban’s impact was immediate in the T-Town Ghettos:  no need to go to overtime to beat Ole Mrs (that’s 0-8 in SEC play Ole Mrs) like Lil Bear’s predecessor had to.  (High 5 Doyle Jackson!)

The flag of the Bama nation is a half-mast this week for their fallen brethren Ronnie Cottrell and Ivy Williams.  R.I.P. ‘Roids.  Keep on fighting the good fight.  May the spirit of Logan Young and the entire Bama Nation be with you. 

12 Stripes and Houndstooth never looked so good.  RTR

14 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 February 21
    Tom permalink

    What was the score of the Alabama-Tennessee game this year? I found it odd that you brought up Alabama’s narrow win over Ole Miss instead of mentioning your team’s win over the Tide. Oh, wait! That’s right, I almost forgot! Tennessee got trounced by Alabama and Coach Saban. Furthermore, if Alabama is such a mediocre program (7-6, Independence Bowl comments), then why must you constantly harp on Alabama? Because you know that no program in the SEC has anywhere near the amount of history and tradition as Alabama, and you know that Nick Saban will restore Alabama to greatness. But don’t worry, Tennessee will always be the second greatest program in the SEC. Roll Tide.

  2. 2008 February 21

    17-10 is the only score I care about.

  3. 2008 February 21
    Bama Nation permalink

    We got the best tradishun in the country. Rowl Tihd!

    Wear can I get one of dem flags? It would look great hangin up in the trailer in Bridgeport.

  4. 2008 February 21

    The Tide might return to glory three years after Wing Nut Nick ditches your program like he did LSU and the Dolphins.

  5. 2008 February 21

    4 –

    That’s fine. LSU seems to be doing pretty well these days and I’d take the 8 year run they’ve had.

  6. 2008 February 21

    SSoA- Toledo, Michigan State, or the Dolphins current conditions are also benchmarks for everyone to strive to meet in their respective conferences.

    May Logan and Bear bless Saban

  7. 2008 February 21

    @3 or hanging in Stevenson ?

  8. 2008 February 21

    Jai,
    Skyline is the jewel of Jackson County.

  9. 2008 February 21
    Bama Nation permalink

    @7 Shreveport > Bridgeport

    RTR

  10. 2008 February 21
    zigzag permalink

    The ghost of Ken Donahue visits $aban nightly.

  11. 2008 February 21

    #9 – You should know all too well how great Shreveport is.

  12. 2008 February 22
    Bo Knows permalink

    Recruiting national championships? How many of those RNCs does Notre Dame have? What the hell did that get them other than all of the NBC and BCS pogues tonguing NDs balls all season long? Sure as shit didn’t win them any ballgames. Hell, the irish couldn’t even get to Shrievport. Maybe with all of those top shelf recruits, Navy can kick your houndstooth asses also.

    Here’s to Bo Pelini bringing the huskers to T-town and pissing on bears grave.

  13. 2008 February 22
    87sporty permalink

    Pelini will have to take them to B’ham. Bahr wouldn’t allow them to bury him in Tuscalooser. He wanted to be close to Lession Field.

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