Prominent Poster on the ‘Quest banned as Tigers get Owned
I don’t have the words to explain the night. It became apparent 45 minutes before the tip that some websites have no sense of humor. A poster on a certain Tennessee website was banned for being funny. It was a travesty. It is unbelievable. It is predictable. It was typical. I am drunk…… On to the game.It appears Calipari’s pockets are not deep enough. The chants of “Dirty Jew” rang out from the classy Mempiss faithful, aiming at Pearl. ESPN was riding shotty on the Mempiss State bandwagon. As it turned out, Tennessee didn’t give a shit. Tennessee made the journey to Memphrica, and came out as the #1 team in the nation, winning by a score of 66-62. Elvis wept.As a biased Tennessee writer, I think Tennessee proved it belonged. Without Lofton for the majority, and Jajuan Smith for the last 25 minutes, Tennessee weathered a Mempiss storm to come out the victors. It was exactly what I expected. Dick Vitale was a douche. Digger Phelps was a douche. Jay Bilas was a douche. Hubert Davis knew what the hell he was talking about. JP Prince, with his Making Easy Money Pimpin Hoes Is Serious sneakers, scored 13 in the 2nd half to lead the Vols out of the hellhole as the top dog.The only bright spot for Mempiss had to be the cheerleaders,(I would have laid it to 98% of them), but it wasn’t enough. The Vols, head back to Knoxville the best team in the country.In closing, blow me America, Priscilla Presley… and Knob Srewis. Thank You. Go Vols.
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If DICK Vitale is not he biggest dipshit in the universe, will someone please give me a hint. That asshole rasped nostop about everything but the game. I don’t give a shit what Bill Walton did in 1973 or what Christian Laettner did in whenever the fuck it was nor am I interested if Indiana beat Schmuck City or their meat.The doctor that operated on that asshole’s throat should have cut it. I finally came to my senses and muted those motherfuckers the last ten minutes of the game.
i did not hear a thing he had to say.
I was listening to Bob and Bert…
the ESPN broadcasters do not share the same enthusiasm for the game that actual fans of the team do. We would make a huge play and Vitale and the douche crew would be talking about the weather or something. I leave them on just so I can hear the crowd in the background…
on a side note, ESPN needs to clean house with its analysts… their opinions are stale and as predictable as the sunrise.
Hubbs needs to ditch Lewis. Dood is the SWamiG8r of Volquest…except Swami don’t need anger management classes
Fucking shame…I’m going to bat for Jai, will probably be banned as well…
I was too busy trying to stay alive – I was one of the few at the game wearing orange. And I’m a douche – I didn’t think the Vols could win. I came away a very happy man – although I didn’t get a chance to show Erin my man up skills.
Can I get the story on the Jai Ban? No one will tell me a Damn thing….
Banned for making fun of Rob Lewis?
Think Swami G8r with a vulva=Rob Lewis
he really banned you for makin fun of him? That’s kinda weak.
The post I saw was him telling Rob “nice kegstand at the memphis game party yesterday”
Rob must be sensitive, insecure, or a girl.
That’s not even an insult is it?
it is an insult if you are in memphis, at a rogue booster’s house
Banned in Mempis, add that to your resume’.
You crossed a line. Take this shit down or leave town. You have been warned
I own the fucking enternet
fuck rivals
Watch me ban your ass for posting on this blog. Just watch me
Why am I employed by Volquest?
fuck LWS
You can see why I left for ESPN. It was like outscooping Juwan Simpson on stories
I’m the new guy on Volquest and even I think Rob Lewis is a thin-skinned cotton-headed ninnymuggons
John
You are going to be out-douched early and often by Rob Lewis. Larry Smith? He is watching you all of the time….blurry hands
Stay tuned for part 3 of my 14 part interview with Mike Hamilton!
I type good
John run and fetch my go-jo for me. Larry has got me excited
Oh John? I just banned you for commenting here. Fuck LWS
Rob Lewis was gracious enough to join us at my house for my ultra-lavish Tennessee basketball party! We had chicken wings, meatballs and regular balls, shrimp cocktail, cock, tail, wiener soup, baked potatos, creamed spinach, steaks and creme brulee all prepared by my executive staff from all natural organic ingrediants harvested within a 6 hour drive of my Mississippi River Mansion. A great time was had by all and everybody told me how much they loved me.
I just banned God! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
cmon rob, let me bite her droup
Hubbs, consider yourself banned
Fuck you, Rob. You are a pussy, and i pwn the internet.
Me likes to fondle young boys, don’t ban me bro.
EET FUCK