Just plain old Bama

2008 February 29
by Jai Eugene

It seems a bit unfair that people from coast to coast make fun of Alabama because they have “Alabama” in the name of their team and the name “Alabama” said “inbred country ass” to everyone in the rest of the United States. These same people make a lot of fun of Alabama fans because they appear incapable of spelling the whole word and must resort to shortening it down to just plain old “bama”.

Well, they just look like arrogant jerks that think that they so smart and sophisticated. Lifelong bama fans know the facts just a bit differently. They love the Bear and all of the 12 or 17 or 34 national titles they awarded themselves! (Video credit to Wizard of Odds)

6 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 February 29

    You know why the bammers have their numbers on the side of their helmets, don’t you?

  2. 2008 February 29
    Ozzy permalink

    I know this isn’t the Moon Dog who works NOW in Lincoln!

  3. 2008 February 29

    Nope – two entirely different MoonDog’s. I’m a UT homer through and through. I’m buying my orange blazer today.

  4. 2008 February 29
    87sporty permalink

    No, why do the idiots have their numbers on the sides of their helmets?

  5. 2008 February 29
    zigzag permalink

    If we stopped calling it Alabama and called it Shithole, don’t you think the rest of the nation would catch on?

  6. 2008 February 29

    #4 – To assist Alabama school children to learn basic math. Notice they still have the numbers on their helmets after all these years? It’s not doing any good. Bammer school children have to attend classes in Tennessee to learn something other than grand theft auto and disorderly conduct.

    #5 – Depends on which part of the country you’re in. If we were in California and said Shithole, people there would think we were talking about Oakland. Perhaps we should refer to Bama as the capitol of Shreveport.

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