Buying Alan Jackson Music buys food for a Bammer Players babies and baby mommas
Country singer Alan Jackson will perform at Bryant-Denny Stadium on April 11, the eve of Alabama’s spring game [CNN/SI HT Thomas from YMSWWC]. WTF is Alan Jackson thinking about?
Does Jackson not realize that he is celebrating the re-establishment of the indentured servant, i.e. slave trade routes to bring in the raw recruits to be carved, marinated, pounded, roasted and skewered by Head Chef Nick Saban? The meat on the hoof is then to be presented to the starving, wild eyed, carnivorous Bammeroid fans at Bryant-Denny Stadium during the Spring Game. I wonder what suit jacket that Chef Nick will wear? The gray jacket?
And yes this paragraph begs to be republished: It is widely rumored and will soon be confirmed that the $1m Bammer Band will perform a special Logan Young Memorial service concert. Followed by a “pass the slush fund bag” in support of “one more time” mandatory collection to defray the Bammer legal expenses to for the future ncaa probations and “bury Logan with Bear fund”.
Cash, credit cards, whiskey, unfiltered cigarettes, golden flake chips (see picture above) and checks (with picture id) will be accepted. BamaPerry and TomfromBama will lead the singing of the Bammer national anthem: ” we got 12 nc’s and be praying not playing for more.” the closing benediction will be delivered by the soon-to-be sainted coach Nick Saban.
Clearly with 17 arrests and/or suspensions, it is going to take time to teach discipline, self-control, ice cream cone licking, gun toting, chop blocking, smack talking, jive strutting, hop-hopping behavior and tradition to the newest Bammeroids.
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Possibly the best photoshop not on the EDSBS Look at Me Award show. The hair coupled with the Devil in background is sweet
Hilarious…he is satan
Yes, Satan. That photoshop does have it all. Pretty funny.
Also,
http://www.al.com/alabamafootball/birminghamnews/index.ssf?/base/sports/1204362949233590.xml&coll=2
Good thing no one was quick to condemn!
Ridealongs…seen that before
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Is there another law school in the 3rd world country known as Alabama besides UAT?
The good ol’ boy system at work again.
$aban will have to get rid of that three grand Giorgio Armani suit before they go back to Shreveport next year.
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Are these the wholesome good character guys Tubs was talking about recruiting?
http://www.al.com/sports/press-register/index.ssf?/base/sports/1204452993131830.xml&coll=3
Oh, and yeah, Good Ole Boy system found a way to change video evidence. From 4 different angles. I guess that makes more sense than ever admitting anything positive about Alabama.
Is that seriously the best you can do? UAT has armed robbery among other things and you have to bring up what one person called a fight in the Barn’s scrimmage? LMAO
Got 17? RTR! LOL
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No, I’m saying that, other than Elder, pretty much anything else that has happened with Bama since Saban has been there is BS. I was hoping that this stuff with RJ would show how much BS a disorderly conduct charge can be (and how maybe Castille, etc. could have had BS charges brought against them as well). I completely agree that the Elder thing was bad. However, he has been dismissed from the team and from school.
So, you have one incident of a guy committing a serious offense, and he is kicked off the team. Then you have guys getting BS charges and they are internally punished, even if it was questionable how they were arrested. How is this the out of control rogue program that you try and paint it? What more could Saban have done?
The lyrics to the opening song of Alan Jackson’s first set….
Where were you when the Bammers started to worship Saban?
Did it make you feel like crying?
Or did you think it was kinda gay?
Well I for one believe in worshipping Saban
Ooh yeah yeah yeah, 9-11
I said 9-11 9-11 9-11 9, 9-11
SSoA, if you’re not saying that then why bring it up.
I’m sure Barners will take a “fight” at scrimmage over the off-field incidents the Bammers have had.
I don’t call disorderly conduct “BS” shit either. And internal punishment is not handed down by a court of law like how Castille’s incident was reconciled.
Nice try, Bammer. Now, go ahead and post the score of the UT/UAT game like I would give two shits about it.
Alan Jackson is the man! One of the best country singers ever!