Former Gate Marcus “Puffy” Thomas in trouble with the Po-Po

2008 March 3
by Jai Eugene

As money, fame and prestige increase, so does the recreational drug of choice for former Gates. Marcus “Puffy” Thomas, poster boy of Herban Meyer’s moral standards was arrest in Florida for suspicion of possession of a controlled substance, Dama Blanca or The Fast White Lady or White Horse [Denver Post]

Puffy was number one on our list of top 10 Gators arrests [Puffy].

Steve Spurrier, playing tit for tat with Herban, chalks up another arrest too [YMSWWC]

24 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 March 3
    Dirt Mcgirt permalink

    Another photoshop conveniently overlooked by EDSBS.

    Let the Deadspin and SI links speak for themselves, LWS is the People’s Champion.

  2. 2008 March 3
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    So do we now all agree that the awards are by EDSBS, for EDSBS?

  3. 2008 March 3
    Mike permalink

    Jai: When John Adams complains about former UT players getting arrested, it’s not fair and he is a douchebag.
    Jai: When former players from another SEC program get arrested, it is a sign of moral decay of that program and a sign of moral superiority for the UT program

  4. 2008 March 3
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    Mike

    Solid comment. The same logic is applicable to Auburn too.

  5. 2008 March 3
    LaMarcus Coker permalink

    Marijuana is not that big of a deal you Bible-fucking, Tennessee hillbillies.

  6. 2008 March 3
    SLV permalink

    #5. Herban would definitely agree with you. That is why he has that real sticky, icky, icky ……. ooooweeeeee, put it in the air!

  7. 2008 March 3
    LaMarcus Coker permalink

    …no stems, no seeds…Just that Gainesville Green

  8. 2008 March 3

    (*yawn)

    Posted on Mon Mar 03, 2008 at 01:25:07 PM EDT

    The Denver Broncos released a statement regarding the status of Marcus Thomas –

    “The Denver Broncos are aware that Marcus Thomas is under investigation for possession of cocaine and was a passenger in a vehicle where cocaine was found. The owner/operator of the vehicle has since admitted the cocaine was his and no cocaine was ever found on Marcus Thomas. Within hours of his release, Marcus had a test which confirmed that there was no cocaine in his system. The Broncos are hopeful that no charges will be filed, and we are monitoring the situation as it goes forward.”

    So it looks like MT isn’t doing drugs anymore. Good for him. The next step is to make it where he doesn’t associate with thugs from his childhood anymore, but that is easier said than done.

  9. 2008 March 3

    LL,
    but he’s “upgrading” from the chronic to some snow, you Gunsville boys should be proud.

  10. 2008 March 3

    Read it again. He was given a drug test and passed.

  11. 2008 March 3

    Too easy,
    http://www.urineluck.com/
    I’m sure Marcus keeps a bottle in the glove box.

  12. 2008 March 3
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    If I was Marcus, I would have some shares in the company

  13. 2008 March 3

    Lame.

  14. 2008 March 3
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    What is lame? Just say that Herban didn’t recruit him and it will all be OK

  15. 2008 March 3

    This whole “story” is lame and a weak.

  16. 2008 March 3
    Taurean "Killer" Green "Buds" permalink

    OK guys. I’ve heard this shit long enough.

    First of all — the weed in Gainesville sucks. All these “sticky-icky” comments are totally and utterly false. If you want even managable smoke — you have to drive to Orlando.

    Plus, all these comments of “Chronic” abound in my loving college town is like saying there are people from Tennessee that have family trees. Trees have branches. A genealogy diagram from any kin bread and born in the Volunteer State would more closely resemble a fence post. I’m not saying, I’m just saying.

  17. 2008 March 3
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    It seems pretty factual to me. Didn’t Thomas get busted for Coke? Yes! Did he fail multiple piss tests and still play for UF? Yes!! What is lame about it?

  18. 2008 March 3
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    @16, that was the best definition of lame….

  19. 2008 March 3
    Taurean "Killer" Green "Buds" permalink

    Your face is lame, Earls.

  20. 2008 March 3

    No cocaine was in his system nor was any cocaine found on him.

    Yes, he failed a piss test (twice) for weed at UF 2 years ago and was kicked off the team in midseason.

    It’s lame that idiots like you are trying to make this some BIG story.

  21. 2008 March 3
    Mark Mangina permalink

    the link provided goes to a Denver paper. They seem to be naughty

  22. 2008 March 3

    LL and TKGB: With all the Saban/UAT hate have you been feeling left out?

  23. 2008 March 3
    4StrikesandCokerisOut permalink

    Marcus has a year of eligibility left, maybe Fatty Phil can offer him Britton Colquitt’s former scholarship.

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