Walking Tall

2008 March 4
by Jai Eugene

[Related post, Call of your Barner Cops]

Nick Saban, at his stalker Mal Moore’s behest, abandoned his NFL Miami Dolphins gig and moved back to College Football to become coach of the University of Alabama Crimson Tide (RTR). But as he becomes more acclimated to how “business” is conducted in the Ghetto of T-Town, Saban becomes aware of the rampant police corruption and decides to clean up the police department and the entire city government of Tuscaloosa. [Wiki]

A few delusional souls have praised Nick Saban as an honest coach in a crooked town; others more sane and rational have denounced him as a bully willing to break some rules to uphold others.

Nick Saban has become famous for being incorruptible, intolerant of crime, and his use of the dazzling array of houndstooth which he used to great effect in destroying clandestine gambling dens and illegal distilleries, and even against criminal Barner cops.

7 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 March 4
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    How tall is he? Anyone know? Tom Cruise “tall”??

  2. 2008 March 4
    picturemerollin permalink

    He’s almost as tall as one of Tuberville’s ears. Almost.

  3. 2008 March 4
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    Who is taller? Tom Cruise or Nick Saban?

    Jai, this could be a poll you could run. That is if someone doesn’t steal the idea first……

  4. 2008 March 4
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    Tubbs chop blocked his baby eating ass

  5. 2008 March 4

    Since Saban is now attempting to fight “crime” in T-Town, will he now be known as “Inch High, Private Eye”???

  6. 2008 March 4

    Nick the private Dick – A Queer Eye for the Inch High Straight Guy.

  7. 2008 March 4
    zigzag permalink

    $aban is tall enough to deposit that fat ass check those Roll Tide idiots give him every month.

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