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Tennessee Florida Preview

Posted by Jai Eugene on March 5, 2008 in SEC Basketball, SEC Football

My hatred is diamond-hard. My hatred is a thousand times more powerful than all your good intentions.

Jim Goad

Let’s discuss hate.  Jesus hates Florida.  There is nothing more pure, endorsed by Jesus (Buddha and Allah), and morally perfect than hating the University of  Florida (except LL and Hippie and Nica).    Personally, I would just cut the state off below Tallahassee, float it out into the Atlantic, and use it for a bombing range for air, sea and land gunnery operations. Kind of like Vieques was once used a few years ago.

God’s chosen few will lose tonight to the Godless Gates.  My beloved Vols already have prepared their excuses [link] for the inevitable loss. I think they need to step up their game and tough out the usual and expected victory in Gunsville.

There is no time to be tired at this time of the year. “I am tired, but you have to use your off days and get rehab and try to stay fresh,” UT guard Chris Lofton said. “It’s been a long week for us, but that’s college basketball.”

 

Not that it matters.  Bruce Pearl owns Billy D [link], oh yes he does:Yawn….Tennessee Coach Bruce Pearl is 4-1 against Florida since coming to Knoxville, which is even more impressive when remembering that the Gators have won the last two national titles. Even with all his success, Florida Coach Billy Donovan has only managed to beat Tennessee once in Pearl’s first two seasons at UT.

 

Look at Billy.  He is about to dine on some children.  He eats kids and kittens.

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10 comments on “Tennessee Florida Preview”

  1. MoonDog March 5, 2008 at 14:46

    Hey, I helped launch a few on Vieques!

  2. LL March 5, 2008 at 15:13

    LOL! Thanks, Jai.

    I think UT wins tonight. UF will keep it close for a while and feeds off the home crowd, but UT pulls away late.

  3. Jim Bob Cooter March 5, 2008 at 15:14

    One day Jai, you will no longer hate me either…We will love each other in the most heterosexual ways imaginable…One day…

  4. LL March 5, 2008 at 15:16

    Jai, is Gator hate more pure than Bama hate? Or is it a toss up depending on the day of the week?

  5. Orson Swindle March 5, 2008 at 15:48

    Jai

    If I needed to have my balls washed, shaved and lotioned, you know better than Kyle from UGA Sports or Joel of Rocky Top Talk do “it”, would you consider becoming my piss boy?

    Those fellas really dig me and I want you to fall in line and love me too

    Check yes or no

  6. Al Whorefor March 5, 2008 at 16:28

    Does Billy kill puppies?

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  8. zigzag March 5, 2008 at 19:47

    Orson needs to meet Danny Noriega.

  9. Orson Swindle March 5, 2008 at 19:56

    @8

    Please forward my picture to Danny.

    Gracias

    Vengaconmigo (I wish Danny was dancing at Dicks Cabaret)

  10. MoonDog March 6, 2008 at 00:14

    The Vols had HEART!! Go Big Orange!!

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