Tennessee owns Florida…again (yawn)

2008 March 6
by Jai Eugene

The only thing better than beating Florida, is beating Florida at home, overcoming a double digit deficit, and doing it with tired legs. 5-1 is Pearl’s record over Billy. Does that qualify Bruce for ownership?

And Werner is the thug, Gates. Take a look (Govolsxtra) as Tyler Smith, as a last resort, must defend himself from this aggressive handchecking Godless Gate:

Nick Calathes is the  Shermanator.  Your everyday geeky kid with thick vanilla ice hair, a big nose and optional thick glasses, and usually has bad b.o.

Oh my god! Look at Nick! He is a total Shermanator!

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20 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 March 6
    Blue Cat permalink

    He does look like the Shermanator

  2. 2008 March 6
    CSC permalink

    I watched the game last night. I thought that Werner was overly aggressive and got away with a ton of calls.

  3. 2008 March 6
    Jason E permalink

    sweet 300 parody.

  4. 2008 March 6

    Look at Tyler Smith’s shorts. LOL

  5. 2008 March 6

    LL, you mean his manpris?

  6. 2008 March 6
    Sift permalink

    @4 Werner was pulling them down. Werner is reason that some people should not have opposable thumbs.

  7. 2008 March 6

    Werner’s father was the last surviving member of the Hitler Youth.

  8. 2008 March 6

    HA! Good one, 3DHB!

  9. 2008 March 6
    Sift permalink

    He is a nasty customer. If he played football, he would be a chop blocker.

  10. 2008 March 6

    Werner played horrible last night.

  11. 2008 March 6
    jim permalink

    Werner is quickly becoming the most disliked player amongst gators in the history of Florida Basketball. With alumni like Walsh, Roberson Dupay and Vernon Maxwell, that is quite a feat. Even as an alumni, I hope he rolls an ankle. Not that I wish him ill personally, I just do not want to have to watch him play anymore.

    Congrats to Tenn. They deserved to win.

  12. 2008 March 6
    COL Kurtz permalink

    Those shopped heads, are classic. as in facial expressions.

  13. 2008 March 6
    zigzag permalink

    Herban should make Werner his Discipline & Torture coach.

  14. 2008 March 6
    Ichigo permalink

    You go ahead and celebrate Bruce Pearl’s/Tennessee’s 5-1 record over Billy D/Gators. Meanwhile, we Gators are happy w/the last 3 SEC Tourney Championships and the last 2 NCAA Championships which all occured under Bruce Pearl’s watch.

  15. 2008 March 6
    Ear Whitworth permalink

    @16 It only proves that motherfucking Florida didn’t play Tennesee in the SEC Tourney or the NCAA. Making your comment irrelevent

  16. 2008 March 7
    4StrikesandCokerisOut permalink

    How come there’s no Florida owns UT in Football posts during the fall?

    I feel like the coverage of sports on this web site is biased.

    Oh wait your tattered wind sock…nevermind…

  17. 2008 March 10
    DCM permalink

    Win three national championships in two sports and then you can talk smack! Oh wait, that hasn’t happened for you guys, has it? Too bad. I guess you’ll just have to whine about UF til it does.

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