Who does Tebow endorse as President?

2008 March 6
by Jai Eugene

Apparently Tim Tebow of 890 SAT score has decided that he will allow our democratic system that our founding fathers devised work [link]. As opposed to dictating who will be the next President of the United States. It is clear to this blogger that Florida and Gators, in general have issues with elections and vote counting.

Back to Tebow, look what happened when he selected XM over Sirius; Dish vs Direct; Blu-Ray over HD; KY over LoveRub; Abercrombie over Fitch; big hands do equal big…..but he failed with his Clay Aiken over Rueben Stoddard selection.

“Tim Tebow has a huge career ahead of him in the athletic world. Chuck Norris’ days are on Betamax.” That Chuck Norris quote was from the Smith kid out of the link above. If I was Smith, I would be watching my “six”. Dustin Doe might just kick that geek ass, Alachua County style.

14 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 March 6

    It should be obvious that Tebow (and Joiner) would endorse Steve Kubby

  2. 2008 March 6
    Jim Bob Cooter permalink

    Tebow is a constitutionalist and supports Ron Paul.

  3. 2008 March 6
    jim permalink

    I like how FSU students hold up Tebow’s SAT score. Half of them scored lower than that. And then got academic scholarships to attend that clown college.

  4. 2008 March 6

    I have a 100% serious question.

    When I was taking the collegiate battery tests, 1600 was a perfect score on the SAT. I was hearing someone say they upped it to 2200 or 2400. 890 wasn’t that hot in the old format, but you only needed a 900 to get into shining beacons of higher learning like Ole Miss.

    Was Tebow’s 890 under the old test or the new test, and if was under the new test, about what would the equivalent be on the old (max 1600) test?

  5. 2008 March 6
    zigzag permalink

    @2 Tim was definitely a Dennis Kucinich guy but since Dennis is out Tim is throwing his support to Ralph Nader.

  6. 2008 March 6
    Ron Zook permalink

    I recruited Tebow, in case you were wondering. Do not forget it

  7. 2008 March 6

    #4 – The SAT wasn’t around in my day, or at least I don’t think it was. I took the ACT. Long story short, I can’t answer your question.

    However, 890 regardless of what the max point total is, completely sucks.

  8. 2008 March 6

    890? I thought home schooled kids were supposed to be smart.

    Socially retarded, but smart.

  9. 2008 May 28

    To someone up there: Tebow’s 890 is almost assuredly on the two parts of the old SAT, Verbal/Critical Reading and Math, that are still part of the new SAT, because colleges have yet to figure out how to factor in the new Writing section.

  10. 2008 May 28

    He can’t just be a dumb animal?

  11. 2008 October 5
    JROD permalink

    Jim, nice try chief, but FSU’s average SAT scores are over 1200

  12. 2008 October 6
    gatorhippy permalink

    JROD, that’s because they were given the answers…

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