Danny’s Gone!!! The Gator Nation failed… March 7, 2008
Posted by Jai Eugene in 890 SAT, SEC Football.trackback
Who will the Chosen One choose now that the one that he chose is gone?? Convential wisdom says that the Chosen One will choose David Hernandez. Here is how it went down last night:
Tears were pouring down my face last night. DANNY?!!? voted off!?!? this wasn’t supposed to happen!!! ahhh!!!! I still can not believe this!!
You know the kind of sobbing where you can’t breathe??
It’s really sad, I might have to stay home from school tomorrow. It is times like these that I wish I was still being home-schooled then being sad and staying home wouldn’t be an issue. Percy loved you too Danny and wanted to grow to be just like you.
I’m gonna try lighting a votive candle with Percy and Tony, and say a little prayer for you Danny, hopefully I’ll calm down enough to sleep.
::shakes fist at Idol:: Why?? Whhhyyyyy….Danny, you were AMAZiNG.
You stood out from all the rest, and that’s only one of the many things that make you so great! I think all of the songs you have sung so far have been phenomenal! I am so sad that you got sent home! I loved it when you sang Tainted Love. It was soooo purrrrrr-fect.
PS; I was looking through my iTunes library, and I saw a song that would be perfect for you! “The Remedy” by Jason Mraz? I can SO picture you singing that! And if you actually sang it after I recommended it, I would DIE! That would be TMTH! Haha, you are so “ish”
Oh, and your purple highlights were so HOTT! Forget Simon! He is just a breeder.
Pss; I am but a shell of man right now, but i will rebound Danny, i will. i will rally the Gator Nation in support of David Hernandez…cuz i know you would want it.
I recruited him for Florida, You know
I can see the entire state of Florida on it’s knees (yes, it’s knees) because Timmy’s “boy” didn’t make it.
Nice photoshop
That’s just wrong.
As Florida Fan and Alumni, I am deeply embarrassed by the homoerotic actions of Joiner and Tebow. I think what embarrasses me most is that the Gator Nation as whole has decided that the “we are here and we are queer” is our new watchword. Embracing this lifestyle as being “OK”, all because Tebow is in to it, that make it ok, boys kissing…makes me ill. What does the Good Book say about men lying with animals
Too fucking funny.
That top photoshop looks real.
Jai, you truly are the People’s Blogging Champion. Votive candles and Jason Mraz. Funnier than anything I could come up with…
That’s pretty funny Jai.
Even as a Gator, I have to hand it to you… funny is funny. Good sheit mang..
LOL! You could make money charging people for your photoshop prowess. Poor Danny - he had a sex change operation just so he could appear on American Idol. Now what?
You Gates have nobody to blame for his sadness but yourselves. You should have voted more often
I didn’t know that Danny was a Bammer. You know, Bear wore plaid, not houndstooth…
When Danny went down that little girl was boohooooing her eyes out. Do you suppose they had touched tee tees?
The top picture is a fake??? I got it in my spanktank now. I love this kinda of nasty dirty forbidden love
At least you didn’t make fun of his 890 SAT score this time. Thanks, it is embarrassing enough…the homo kissing stuff
See, this is why I carry a portable glory hole.
Like the fist of an angry god, I tell you. I have to start checking out American Idol while reading Gator Sports. FAP FAP
Her neck looks very muscular. You sure it’s not a man?
I like muscular necks. I’m just saying I don’t like surprises, that’s all.
@16 and 17: We’re not all equal, flower child. Fair or not, let it go, it’s life… and life sucks.Tebow gets all of the good stuff
gonna do a tebow/american idol commentary>
I know that Tim must really be disappointed that Danny got kicked off. He was just to sassy, don’t cha think? I think that Tim is correct in supporting David H.
I think Danny would be proud of Tim
[...] Losers With Socks writes a stunning piece on another Gaytor failure. [...]
Florida and Florida fans are queer
http://loserswithsocks.com/2008/03/27/david-david-david/
I hate the fact I am a FSU fan and i constantly pleasure myself thinking about Timmy Tebow kissing Tony Joiner… its like a homoerotic jungle fever in my bedroom!
If only Swami, Jaxbo, and the rest of the “gay”tor nation would accept what I am… I LOVE TIM TEBOW!!!! And John Lennon…hehehe…
Wow, seems the pole smoking site owner of this site, has penis envy. Did a Gator Alumn do your girlfriend…………..scratch that, your sister/wife /cousin? It’s all rela5tive in the hollars of nineessee. I think I nailed your mom/sister/cousin the other day, she needed change for a dollar.
93nole99, I did your mom/sister/cousin/girlfriend too. Only I asked her to shave her face. Circus freaks are scare me. How was your circle jerk with Barry Bonds? Did he score a record on your chin?
I would just like to say that there’s a certain Dannygator1989 out there who is the most incredible, intelligent, articulate, and incredibly good looking SOB I have ever come in contact with.
I want to thank him for influencing my life.
How trite. There is only one, true Danny, and that’s Danny Wuerffel.Career stats at Florida
Most Pass Attempts
Career : 1,169
Season : 360 (1996)
Game : 50 (1993) at Auburn
Most Pass Completions
Career : 708
Season : 210 (1995)
Game : 29 (1995) vs. Tennessee
Most Pass Yards
Career : 10,875
Season : 3,625 (1996)
Game : 462 (1996) vs. Arkansas
And Kestahn Moore never fumbles, so stop with your “opinions” and present me with some solid facts.
We’ve dumped the SCUM.
Now it’s time flush the Nole.
A brighter day awaits us.
The instant GATOR, just add bourbon and SWAMP water.
I banged a gatorbait poster…more than once
Instagator has to be the biggest faggot in the world. He/she posts like a woman with a stat book jacked up on coffee. None of that shit is relevant to anything, you short-cocked peen farmer.
Is this site is dedicated to me and Jax?….Do you love us like tim loved Danny?
Its pretty funny actually…
Vawls, feel free to refrain from the personal attacks.
Until then, your posts are nothing but confetti trying to escape from the real purpose of this article.
Don’t be so immature.
the confetti will fall the day that David Cook attends the Orange and Blue Game with Timmy