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Danny’s Gone!!! The Gator Nation failed… March 7, 2008

Posted by Jai Eugene in 890 SAT, SEC Football.
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Who will the Chosen One choose now that the one that he chose is gone?? Convential wisdom says that the Chosen One will choose David Hernandez. Here is how it went down last night:

Tears were pouring down my face last night. DANNY?!!? voted off!?!? this wasn’t supposed to happen!!! ahhh!!!! I still can not believe this!!

You know the kind of sobbing where you can’t breathe??

It’s really sad, I might have to stay home from school tomorrow. It is times like these that I wish I was still being home-schooled then being sad and staying home wouldn’t be an issue. Percy loved you too Danny and wanted to grow to be just like you.

I’m gonna try lighting a votive candle with Percy and Tony, and say a little prayer for you Danny, hopefully I’ll calm down enough to sleep.

::shakes fist at Idol:: Why?? Whhhyyyyy….Danny, you were AMAZiNG.

You stood out from all the rest, and that’s only one of the many things that make you so great! I think all of the songs you have sung so far have been phenomenal! I am so sad that you got sent home! I loved it when you sang Tainted Love. It was soooo purrrrrr-fect.

PS; I was looking through my iTunes library, and I saw a song that would be perfect for you! “The Remedy” by Jason Mraz? I can SO picture you singing that! And if you actually sang it after I recommended it, I would DIE! That would be TMTH! Haha, you are so “ish”

Oh, and your purple highlights were so HOTT! Forget Simon! He is just a breeder.

Pss; I am but a shell of man right now, but i will rebound Danny, i will. i will rally the Gator Nation in support of David Hernandez…cuz i know you would want it.

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1. Ron Zook - March 7, 2008

I recruited him for Florida, You know

2. Ears Whitworth - March 7, 2008

I can see the entire state of Florida on it’s knees (yes, it’s knees) because Timmy’s “boy” didn’t make it.

Nice photoshop

3. Jim Bob Cooter - March 7, 2008

That’s just wrong.

4. JaxBo - March 7, 2008

As Florida Fan and Alumni, I am deeply embarrassed by the homoerotic actions of Joiner and Tebow. I think what embarrasses me most is that the Gator Nation as whole has decided that the “we are here and we are queer” is our new watchword. Embracing this lifestyle as being “OK”, all because Tebow is in to it, that make it ok, boys kissing…makes me ill. What does the Good Book say about men lying with animals

5. 3rd Down H-Back - March 7, 2008

Too fucking funny.

That top photoshop looks real.

6. Joel - March 7, 2008

Jai, you truly are the People’s Blogging Champion. Votive candles and Jason Mraz. Funnier than anything I could come up with…

7. picturemerollin - March 7, 2008

That’s pretty funny Jai.

8. Ichigo - March 7, 2008

Even as a Gator, I have to hand it to you… funny is funny. Good sheit mang..

9. MoonDog - March 7, 2008

LOL! You could make money charging people for your photoshop prowess. Poor Danny - he had a sex change operation just so he could appear on American Idol. Now what?

10. Jai Eugene - March 7, 2008

You Gates have nobody to blame for his sadness but yourselves. You should have voted more often

11. Joel - March 7, 2008

I didn’t know that Danny was a Bammer. You know, Bear wore plaid, not houndstooth…

12. zigzag - March 7, 2008

When Danny went down that little girl was boohooooing her eyes out. Do you suppose they had touched tee tees?

13. SwamiG8R - March 7, 2008

The top picture is a fake??? I got it in my spanktank now. I love this kinda of nasty dirty forbidden love

14. BigOleNastyGator - March 7, 2008

At least you didn’t make fun of his 890 SAT score this time. Thanks, it is embarrassing enough…the homo kissing stuff

15. Simon - March 7, 2008

See, this is why I carry a portable glory hole.

16. Mr 2Cents - March 7, 2008

Like the fist of an angry god, I tell you. I have to start checking out American Idol while reading Gator Sports. FAP FAP

17. Mr 2Cents - March 7, 2008

Her neck looks very muscular. You sure it’s not a man?

I like muscular necks. I’m just saying I don’t like surprises, that’s all.

18. SwamiG8R - March 7, 2008

@16 and 17: We’re not all equal, flower child. Fair or not, let it go, it’s life… and life sucks.Tebow gets all of the good stuff

19. Ears Whitworth - March 10, 2008

gonna do a tebow/american idol commentary>

20. DannysTMTH - March 10, 2008

I know that Tim must really be disappointed that Danny got kicked off. He was just to sassy, don’t cha think? I think that Tim is correct in supporting David H.

I think Danny would be proud of Tim

21. Your Tuesday Linkage « Your Mother Slept With Wilt Chamberlain - March 11, 2008

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22. Alex Smith - March 27, 2008

Florida and Florida fans are queer

http://loserswithsocks.com/2008/03/27/david-david-david/

23. 93nole99 - March 27, 2008

I hate the fact I am a FSU fan and i constantly pleasure myself thinking about Timmy Tebow kissing Tony Joiner… its like a homoerotic jungle fever in my bedroom!

24. dannygator1984 - March 27, 2008

If only Swami, Jaxbo, and the rest of the “gay”tor nation would accept what I am… I LOVE TIM TEBOW!!!! And John Lennon…hehehe…

25. your owner - March 27, 2008

Wow, seems the pole smoking site owner of this site, has penis envy. Did a Gator Alumn do your girlfriend…………..scratch that, your sister/wife /cousin? It’s all rela5tive in the hollars of nineessee. I think I nailed your mom/sister/cousin the other day, she needed change for a dollar.

26. your owner - March 27, 2008

93nole99, I did your mom/sister/cousin/girlfriend too. Only I asked her to shave her face. Circus freaks are scare me. How was your circle jerk with Barry Bonds? Did he score a record on your chin?

27. Ghostzilla - March 27, 2008

I would just like to say that there’s a certain Dannygator1989 out there who is the most incredible, intelligent, articulate, and incredibly good looking SOB I have ever come in contact with.

I want to thank him for influencing my life.

28. instaGATOR - March 27, 2008

How trite. There is only one, true Danny, and that’s Danny Wuerffel.Career stats at Florida

Most Pass Attempts
Career : 1,169
Season : 360 (1996)
Game : 50 (1993) at Auburn
Most Pass Completions
Career : 708
Season : 210 (1995)
Game : 29 (1995) vs. Tennessee
Most Pass Yards
Career : 10,875
Season : 3,625 (1996)
Game : 462 (1996) vs. Arkansas

And Kestahn Moore never fumbles, so stop with your “opinions” and present me with some solid facts.

We’ve dumped the SCUM.
Now it’s time flush the Nole.
A brighter day awaits us.

The instant GATOR, just add bourbon and SWAMP water.

29. Richard Cranium - March 27, 2008

I banged a gatorbait poster…more than once

30. Vawls - March 31, 2008

Instagator has to be the biggest faggot in the world. He/she posts like a woman with a stat book jacked up on coffee. None of that shit is relevant to anything, you short-cocked peen farmer.

31. SwamiG8R - March 31, 2008

Is this site is dedicated to me and Jax?….Do you love us like tim loved Danny?

Its pretty funny actually…

32. instaGATOR - April 8, 2008

Vawls, feel free to refrain from the personal attacks.

Until then, your posts are nothing but confetti trying to escape from the real purpose of this article.

Don’t be so immature.

33. Jai Eugene - April 8, 2008

the confetti will fall the day that David Cook attends the Orange and Blue Game with Timmy