Danny’s Gone!!! The Gator Nation failed…

2008 March 7
by Jai Eugene

Who will the Chosen One choose now that the one that he chose is gone?? Convential wisdom says that the Chosen One will choose David Hernandez. Here is how it went down last night:

Tears were pouring down my face last night. DANNY?!!? voted off!?!? this wasn’t supposed to happen!!! ahhh!!!! I still can not believe this!!

You know the kind of sobbing where you can’t breathe??

It’s really sad, I might have to stay home from school tomorrow. It is times like these that I wish I was still being home-schooled then being sad and staying home wouldn’t be an issue. Percy loved you too Danny and wanted to grow to be just like you.

I’m gonna try lighting a votive candle with Percy and Tony, and say a little prayer for you Danny, hopefully I’ll calm down enough to sleep.

::shakes fist at Idol:: Why?? Whhhyyyyy….Danny, you were AMAZiNG.

You stood out from all the rest, and that’s only one of the many things that make you so great! I think all of the songs you have sung so far have been phenomenal! I am so sad that you got sent home! I loved it when you sang Tainted Love. It was soooo purrrrrr-fect.

PS; I was looking through my iTunes library, and I saw a song that would be perfect for you! “The Remedy” by Jason Mraz? I can SO picture you singing that! And if you actually sang it after I recommended it, I would DIE! That would be TMTH! Haha, you are so “ish”

Oh, and your purple highlights were so HOTT! Forget Simon! He is just a breeder.

Pss; I am but a shell of man right now, but i will rebound Danny, i will. i will rally the Gator Nation in support of David Hernandez…cuz i know you would want it.

33 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 March 7
    Ron Zook permalink

    I recruited him for Florida, You know

  2. 2008 March 7
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    I can see the entire state of Florida on it’s knees (yes, it’s knees) because Timmy’s “boy” didn’t make it.

    Nice photoshop

  3. 2008 March 7
    Jim Bob Cooter permalink

    That’s just wrong.

  4. 2008 March 7
    JaxBo permalink

    As Florida Fan and Alumni, I am deeply embarrassed by the homoerotic actions of Joiner and Tebow. I think what embarrasses me most is that the Gator Nation as whole has decided that the “we are here and we are queer” is our new watchword. Embracing this lifestyle as being “OK”, all because Tebow is in to it, that make it ok, boys kissing…makes me ill. What does the Good Book say about men lying with animals

  5. 2008 March 7

    Too fucking funny.

    That top photoshop looks real.

  6. 2008 March 7

    Jai, you truly are the People’s Blogging Champion. Votive candles and Jason Mraz. Funnier than anything I could come up with…

  7. 2008 March 7
    picturemerollin permalink

    That’s pretty funny Jai.

  8. 2008 March 7
    Ichigo permalink

    Even as a Gator, I have to hand it to you… funny is funny. Good sheit mang..

  9. 2008 March 7

    LOL! You could make money charging people for your photoshop prowess. Poor Danny – he had a sex change operation just so he could appear on American Idol. Now what?

  10. 2008 March 7

    You Gates have nobody to blame for his sadness but yourselves. You should have voted more often

  11. 2008 March 7

    I didn’t know that Danny was a Bammer. You know, Bear wore plaid, not houndstooth…

  12. 2008 March 7
    zigzag permalink

    When Danny went down that little girl was boohooooing her eyes out. Do you suppose they had touched tee tees?

  13. 2008 March 7
    SwamiG8R permalink

    The top picture is a fake??? I got it in my spanktank now. I love this kinda of nasty dirty forbidden love

  14. 2008 March 7
    BigOleNastyGator permalink

    At least you didn’t make fun of his 890 SAT score this time. Thanks, it is embarrassing enough…the homo kissing stuff

  15. 2008 March 7
    Simon permalink

    See, this is why I carry a portable glory hole.

  16. 2008 March 7
    Mr 2Cents permalink

    Like the fist of an angry god, I tell you. I have to start checking out American Idol while reading Gator Sports. FAP FAP

  17. 2008 March 7
    Mr 2Cents permalink

    Her neck looks very muscular. You sure it’s not a man?

    I like muscular necks. I’m just saying I don’t like surprises, that’s all.

  18. 2008 March 7
    SwamiG8R permalink

    @16 and 17: We’re not all equal, flower child. Fair or not, let it go, it’s life… and life sucks.Tebow gets all of the good stuff

  19. 2008 March 10
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    gonna do a tebow/american idol commentary>

  20. 2008 March 10
    DannysTMTH permalink

    I know that Tim must really be disappointed that Danny got kicked off. He was just to sassy, don’t cha think? I think that Tim is correct in supporting David H.

    I think Danny would be proud of Tim

  21. 2008 March 27
    Alex Smith permalink

    Florida and Florida fans are queer

    http://loserswithsocks.com/2008/03/27/david-david-david/

  22. 2008 March 27
    93nole99 permalink

    I hate the fact I am a FSU fan and i constantly pleasure myself thinking about Timmy Tebow kissing Tony Joiner… its like a homoerotic jungle fever in my bedroom!

  23. 2008 March 27
    dannygator1984 permalink

    If only Swami, Jaxbo, and the rest of the “gay”tor nation would accept what I am… I LOVE TIM TEBOW!!!! And John Lennon…hehehe…

  24. 2008 March 27
    your owner permalink

    Wow, seems the pole smoking site owner of this site, has penis envy. Did a Gator Alumn do your girlfriend…………..scratch that, your sister/wife /cousin? It’s all rela5tive in the hollars of nineessee. I think I nailed your mom/sister/cousin the other day, she needed change for a dollar.

  25. 2008 March 27
    your owner permalink

    93nole99, I did your mom/sister/cousin/girlfriend too. Only I asked her to shave her face. Circus freaks are scare me. How was your circle jerk with Barry Bonds? Did he score a record on your chin?

  26. 2008 March 27
    Ghostzilla permalink

    I would just like to say that there’s a certain Dannygator1989 out there who is the most incredible, intelligent, articulate, and incredibly good looking SOB I have ever come in contact with.

    I want to thank him for influencing my life.

  27. 2008 March 27
    instaGATOR permalink

    How trite. There is only one, true Danny, and that’s Danny Wuerffel.Career stats at Florida

    Most Pass Attempts
    Career : 1,169
    Season : 360 (1996)
    Game : 50 (1993) at Auburn
    Most Pass Completions
    Career : 708
    Season : 210 (1995)
    Game : 29 (1995) vs. Tennessee
    Most Pass Yards
    Career : 10,875
    Season : 3,625 (1996)
    Game : 462 (1996) vs. Arkansas

    And Kestahn Moore never fumbles, so stop with your “opinions” and present me with some solid facts.

    We’ve dumped the SCUM.
    Now it’s time flush the Nole.
    A brighter day awaits us.

    The instant GATOR, just add bourbon and SWAMP water.

  28. 2008 March 27
    Richard Cranium permalink

    I banged a gatorbait poster…more than once

  29. 2008 March 31
    Vawls permalink

    Instagator has to be the biggest faggot in the world. He/she posts like a woman with a stat book jacked up on coffee. None of that shit is relevant to anything, you short-cocked peen farmer.

  30. 2008 March 31
    SwamiG8R permalink

    Is this site is dedicated to me and Jax?….Do you love us like tim loved Danny?

    Its pretty funny actually…

  31. 2008 April 8
    instaGATOR permalink

    Vawls, feel free to refrain from the personal attacks.

    Until then, your posts are nothing but confetti trying to escape from the real purpose of this article.

    Don’t be so immature.

  32. 2008 April 8

    the confetti will fall the day that David Cook attends the Orange and Blue Game with Timmy

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