WVU’s Noel Devine in trouble

2008 March 7
by Jai Eugene

This is a bit dated but it is the off-season sodeal with it.

Two WVU students say that they were beaten by a group of football players that included Noel Devine [link]. Imagine that.

We must stop Eer on Eer crime. Those hills do have eyes.

WVU should do what they do in Gainesville or in Tuscaloosa (the new policy). They must spin this asswhipping into something like following scenario: the students were armed and trying to bomb a recruiting station and the superhero players learned of this plot, got out of bed (they’d been sleeping since 8:30 PM until they were paged on their Batphone), and the players subdued the evildoer students, saving countless puppies and kittens. Mission Accomplished!!

Those Eers should be all about beating up Pitt or Michigan fans. RememberEers you recruited a player that punched out his high school coach and the coach needed stiches, and then the state of Georgia would not allow him to play football any longer!!

10 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 March 7

    He’s a fine young man, a principled young man. The Morgantown way of life drove him to this insanity. How would you like it if every girl you try to meet is related to each other?

  2. 2008 March 7

    Hell, half of those mountain mommas would stomp a mud hole in Devine’s ass.

  3. 2008 March 7
    jim permalink

    I love it when vols call out others for thuggish behavior. It is like the Hitler accusing Stalin of genocide.

  4. 2008 March 7
    APS permalink

    @3 or like a Gator with an Ak47? An 8 man shower? Buying weed from an undercover agent wearing a florida game jersey? or kissing another man on the sideline? Or itis good tobe Chris Rainey? Or curtting a students throat over a keg?

    God this makes me tired

  5. 2008 March 7
    jim permalink

    @4 Did you choose not to list the Vols violations because there was insufficent space?

  6. 2008 March 7
    SwamiG8R permalink

    jim

    face it. Our violations/arrests pale in the face of the vols. On the positive side. Coach Meyer has our boys under control

  7. 2008 March 7

    Hey, in other news, guess who’s not in trouble?

    http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2008/03/alabamas_rashad_johnson_agrees.html

    But I’m sure it’s a “Bammer Conspiracy” that he got off. I’m sure the community service is b/c he was really guilty, not b/c the DA and the TPD is trying to save face for arresting guys for things that didn’t happen and then getting busted by 4 different camera angles.

  8. 2008 March 7
    Snake's CPA permalink

    Hell Yes! Sing it Sad State!

    Bama ain’t never done nothing wrong.

    12 mother fuckers! Rolling..

  9. 2008 September 2
    UrbanGypsy permalink

    Okay, here’s a theory: Someone pissed Devine off. Someone ethnically slurred Devine. Someone was completely out of line somehow and got his ass kicked. Think My Cousin Vinny: “Well, lemme see now…I could really use a good ass kickin’, but I think I’ll take the $200.”
    Sometimes you really just need a good ass kicking. And if you think you may LOSE the ass kicking, make sure you get an ass kicking from someone whose reputation you could smear by taking the attention away from the fact that you ASKED for and LOST the ass kicking. It’s college, dumbass! JUST GET THROUGH IT and get the hell out of your parents’ checkbooks. Study hard, graduate, get a job, and go on with your life. And grow up into someone who’s had his share of ass kickings. Make someone proud. Make yourself proud. Ass kicking or no ass kicking, Devine’s family is PROUD of him and what he has worked for and accomplished. If you disrespected him, you asked for whatever he came at you with.

  10. 2009 February 26
    Don permalink

    I like the Tennessee inbred hicks calling the WVU kids inbred hicks. You best look a little closer at your own family bush!

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