12 year old applies for WVU Coaching Job March 8, 2008
Posted by Jai Eugene in BCS B-List, West Virginia.trackback
Joshua Irizarry’s heartfelt plea and willingness to work around obstacles got him a
brief consideration for the gig as head football coach at West Virginia University.[link]
“Consider the publicity your campus would receive,” he wrote. “I understand this would be a move more suited for a team like Temple, but I am just asking for your consideration.“ Temple. Ouch.
His qualifications:…. ‘making up new plays to fool defenses in local sandlot games.” The kid would dominate in the Big East. Nobody plans or plays any level of Big Boy Defense anyhow. Trooper Taylor got his start that way. Just drawin up plays in the dirt. Oh that’s right he has never been a coordinator.
Now Joshua hopes WVU will accept him as a student and teach him to be a coach or trainer: “I told the president in an e-mail after to keep my letter on file.” Genius. Not much confidence in Coach Stewart?
a written response and an autographed photo of his favorite Mountaineer, freshman running back Noel Devine. I thought that Devine didn’t know how to sign his name?
Funny how WVU’s new president said that the kid would be “‘an equally qualified candidate’ to succeed Rich Rodriguez.” He must not have any confidence in ole Huggin’ Coach Stew.
WVU: . . . wvu will accept anyone. it’s sort of the community college of major universities
Isn’t the autographed Noel Devine picture a violation in recruiting? The little dweeb is still in high school.
I hope that fucking community college gets put on probation for this shit.
Bammer, this isn’t T-Town where you start buying humans at 12. Jesus, if you motherfuckers had figured out what violations exactly are, then you would have never hated Fulmer.
Whitworth, fuck off
Houndstooth = Crown of Thorns
[...] This kid probably has as much of a clue as Bill Stewart. (Loser With Socks) [...]
I think Tennessee takes the title of easiest college to get in to. We’ll, that and Ole Miss.
I think Tennessee takes the title of easiest college to get in to.
Dumb-ass, i would love to see your school’s accreditation…… It is TOO not to…
#9 - Actually, in that tense, #8 was right. But it doesn’t matter. Next item of business for WVU - an entirely male, all-inbred cheer leading squad.
# 9 and # 10 —
“To” was the correct word, but doesn’t change the non-preferred use of a preposition at the end of the sentence. And “We’ll” is an incorrect contraction, unless Good Lord actually meant “We will.” The irony is rich when you manage to make two grammatical mistakes when trashing another school.