KING FOOTBALL RETURNS!
Sweet Spring Practice has arrived at long last! Thank God. I beg of you, never again leave me. I have been dwelling in morbid silence as basketball, golf, and NASCAR dominate the sporting scene. The final brick to the face is yet to come as, pardon me while I vomit, Major League Baseball is set to make it’s never ending appearance.
The post-football winter and spring seasons are no time to be alive. It is cold, frozen, and desolate. The only thing that keeps me going is the faded memories of glorious fall afternooons and gridiron clashes. For example, I remember fondly, for some reason, the UGA celebration penalty against Florida. I smile because of the stupid look on Herban Meyer’s face, and for the revenge that will surely be handed down to the Dawgs later this Fall. It is a win-win.
For now, Spring practice will have to do. The worst part is over. I have made it this far. I have watched countless bad movies staring Dane Cook to make it it to mid-Fucking-March and I am not turning back now. The weather will slowly start to warm, even though the fucking wind will still drive me insane. But once Summer arrives I will be fine. Because summer leads to Fall, and Fall means College Football once again.
Please hurry, I need you.
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The winter stretch is far better than the worst stretch during the year – after the NBA finals and before the 1st football game. Nothing on TV but reruns or shitty reality TV, and baseball on 24/7.
God I hate baseball. Why do they need so many games? If they shortened baseball to June 1 – August, then had playoffs in late August/early September, and cut down to only playing 2-3 games a week, then I think it would be more interesting. As it is, we have 162 games and endless discussion/highlights, etc. on TV b/c nothing else is on.
It’s a brutal time of year for college football fans, is it not? When spring practice gets you fired up, you know you’re a die hard fan.
I was hoping to read an expose on the warrior poet lover king: Jon Crompton.
He is coming oer’ the mountain!!
@1 Only Stevie Wonder would want to watch a bunch of steriod stuffed fat guys waddle around doing arm bumps
looypod you hsiudl learn to like babball I can lift 700 podsns.
Make that LOVER WARRIOR POET KING = Jon Crompton
I need football right now about as bad as I need gonorrhea.
the upside of the down season is we get to see which UFA players or Bammeroids get arrested. meanwhile bring in that hot pole valuting action.