Mercy Percy!! These Florida Girls are scared March 11, 2008
Posted by Jai Eugene in SEC Football.trackback
Gainseville emergency room are filling up with 300 lb women in “He15man ” shirts, women who have “fallen down the trailer stairs”. Many have broken noses, missing teeth, black eyes, broken ribs, and bruised kidneys. These “accidents” always happen when Florida loses or things don’t go the “right” way.
Here is a hero. A hero that has decided not to have she is not going to have an “accident”. This cheerleader-girl isn’t 300 pounds (yet) but she knows that if Florida is on the bubble and might not make the Big Dance; they may wind up in the NIT; this means in her trailer park all-star world that the “accidents” are the on the way [GatorSports]. She tried to use her computer savvy skills to save her wounded comrades. What will happen to her and women like her? Oprah? Where are you???
This courageous cheerleader speaks for all of the women in her off-campus trailer park as she silently pleading with the NCAA Selection Commitee to please let the Gators in the Tourney. She and her fellow trailer park women have to be tired of “falling down the trailer park steps” . until this past weekend, they’ve incorrectly believed that they were safe then all of a sudden, Kentucky swoops in and beats the Gators. She and all her friends end up with cracked teeth broken noses, black eyes, broken ribs, and various internal injuries(usually kidneys).
Please NCAA, let Florida in the final 64. Think of the women.
Emergency rooms shouold begin getting some Red Cross support. Gators are going to go NIT
Do think that the cheerleader can carry 300 pounds of fat?
Crisis Center Hotline 800-GAY-tors.
I’m proud of our young Gators this year. No one expected this team to win 20 games or go an even 8-8 in the SEC. They probably won’t (and shouldn’t) make the Tourney, but that’s fine. Gotta look at the positive: the immediate future looks bright for the next 2-3 years or so (especially with 2 highly touted 6′10″ recruits coming in next year) and the streak of 10 straight 20-win seasons is still intact.
Iron my Jorts, LL
Ears:
I’d rather wear jorts every day for the rest of my life than be from the state of Alabama.
Shut up Gate
2 straight NCs …. suck it noles
[...] U. of Florida chicks are not treated well [Losers With Socks] [...]
And four straight crotch bootings of FSU football…
Suck it some more Noles…
@10
My Jorts….Iron them
Now
@11
You wear jorts?!?!?
Wow…
Who doesn’t?
Well…
Myself for one…
But you where whatever you’d like, bro…
Don’t bother me…
Danny Noriega wears jorts.