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If You Could Only Eat One Animal The Rest of Your Life…… March 13, 2008

Posted by lloydbraun in SEC Football.
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What would it be?

In my opinion, it is hands down the pig.

Why? Bacon.

Need I say more?

If bacon could give blowjobs, I would marry it.

One of my former-friends just told me “I don’t really like bacon all that much”.

What the hell? I’m really torn. He’s not who I thought he was. What should I do?

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1. thegrillviper - March 13, 2008

Bacon… the pig?

Apparently, bacon is not good enough for God’s chosen people so it is not good enough for me.

I would only eat bacon if I didn’t have any steak, sushi, turkey, scallops, pizza, cereal, oatmeal, dirt, or ice cubes.

Fuck bacon.

2. BRIAN - March 13, 2008

thegrillviper is just pissed because a pig would not fuck him one night at his farm in knoxville.

3. Two Dogs - March 13, 2008

Goes without saying, pig is the one for real men, all the nancy-boys can whip up their sushi and scallops.

And God’s chosen people, the Catholics, like their pig with beer.

Pig, with beer. And cheerleaders. And no sushi.

4. lloydbraun - March 13, 2008

I laughed at Brian’s comment.

5. Mike and His Four Noble Truths - March 13, 2008

Eva Mendes.

Oh shit. You meant to consume for nourishment. Well then it has to be the pig.

6. lloydbraun - March 13, 2008

Mike - You play fretless???

7. Mike and His Four Noble Truths - March 13, 2008

Warwick Corvette 4 string. It’s my baby.

8. Tom - March 13, 2008

Leave that jackass of a “friend.” If he doesn’t like bacon, he’s not really from America; and more importantly, he’s not really from the South. And God’s chosen people, Catholics, do indeed prefer their bacon with beer. And by the way, both bacon and beer are not just great breakfast foods.

9. Jim Bob Cooter - March 13, 2008

Pulled Pork

10. Mike and His Four Noble Truths - March 13, 2008

Anglo Saxon by birth and Boston Butt smoker by the grace of God

11. gatorhippy - March 13, 2008

I’d have to agree with pig, as well…

It’s just so versatile and more easily cleaned and butchered than beef…

And…

Don’t female cheerleaders come with built in sushi?

12. thegrillviper - March 13, 2008

I used to like people named Brian. I even have a couple of good friends named Brian. You sure went and fucked it up for them, Brian.

13. thegrillviper - March 13, 2008

I will take this further and say that bacon can blow it out its ass.

FUCK BACON. FUCK IT.

I am actually going to refrain from eating bacon from now on, I might never eat a dirty fucking ass pig ever again. I even ate eggs benedict like two days ago, but fuck it, not anymore, motherfuckers.

14. lloydbraun - March 13, 2008

You’re writing checks your beef-eating ass can’t cash, boy

15. thegrillviper - March 13, 2008

You know what this means?

I would never be eating another pork BBQ sandwich at Ridgewood?

I’ll fucking do it. I will.

16. Ron Zook's Open Can of Red Bull - March 13, 2008

Ya dickstring

17. gatorhippy - March 13, 2008

“I might never eat a dirty fucking ass pig ever again”…

Jeez, Viper…

Are emmulating Jules Winnfield again?

18. Two Dogs - March 13, 2008

I guarantee that GV will be sucking the pig though. All pigs are skeered now.

19. zigzag - March 13, 2008

You bunch of thugs have no regard for the Razorbacks.

20. Afternoon Links - A Great Way To Dodge That TPS Report - March 13, 2008

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21. Napoleon Bonaparte - March 13, 2008

Does the Ziggy Piggy count?

22. bigpapi - March 13, 2008

BBQ, bacon, and ham…

The pig wins.

23. The Winner By Pinfall...THE GRILL VIPER - March 14, 2008

I think bacon and pigs are redneck. I picture a 300 lb. motherfucker in a a flannel shirt and sweat pants sitting down to a full plate of bacon. He is dousing it all with salt and he farts every time he moves, but not because of gas… because he is so fat and greasy that his flab is actually creating the “armpit fart” effect. Yes, he is eating his fucking bacon.

But Viper knows better… he is eating Wagyu beef for the rest of his life… you know? The best meat in the fucking universe?

THE GRILL VIPER gets to put down W.

The simpleton pig fans get to put down L.

24. bwfull - March 14, 2008

@2. I know Brian. You are not Brian.

25. Ron Zook's Open Can of Red Bull - March 14, 2008

I picture some fatass redneck, 40-50 years old, pissed off at Phil Fulmer, that posts at outermonvolia, with great big fat jimmy dean sausage links for fingers. HDL off the effing charts…fat country asses

TP All Star

26. zigzag - March 14, 2008

I am committing suicide by pig, bacon is the slow bullet.

27. gatorhippy - March 14, 2008

I bet Phil has never missed a strip…