The Cocks blow it

2008 March 14
by Jai Eugene

Vandy?  It’s 4.5 hours from Atlanta to Nashville. If you leave now you can miss Chattanooga rush hour.  Bald motherfucker, don’t let the door hit you in the fat ass…

Cocks: Thanks for making it fun. But just like in football, moral victory is yours.

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15 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 March 14
    zigzag permalink

    It’s gonna take a lot more than a 25 footer out of Lofton’s ass with 11 seconds to play, to beat the sucking Cocks, for the Pearlites to get past the first round.

  2. 2008 March 14
    Crompton's Proxy permalink

    They stay in hotels on road trips? What a bunch of Nancy’s. I camp like a real man unless there are blizzard conditions. Then I sleep in the truck but I don’t turn the heat on.

  3. 2008 March 14
    Crompton's Proxy permalink

    Zigzg, that damn coffee you brought me this morning at Huddle House was cold. If there’s two things in this world I can’t stand it’s hot Capri Sun and bad coffee. You’ll never make first shift supervisor if you keep this shit up.

  4. 2008 March 15
    Will permalink

    Clearly, the fraud that is UT basketball was exposed by a much less talented team. The blueprint for beating the UT thugs is clear. Dave Odom, of all people, showed it. IF that team gets anywhere near a 1 seed, it is a joke. And how about the UT thugs pushing players on the floor, etc. I am not a Cocks fan, but am an SEC fan and clearly hope that group doesn’t represent our best this year.

  5. 2008 March 15

    #4 – An SEC fan? Which SEC team do you support? The Vols aren’t a fraud. They’ve won close games all year. Complain if you wish, but the Vols did what good teams do. They found a way to win.

  6. 2008 March 15
    William or Mary permalink

    I bet that he supports Moral Victory University in Columbia. I wish SLive could trade the Cocks to the Acc. They would be a better fit there

  7. 2008 March 15
    Crompton's Proxy permalink

    Sounds like you need to wash the sand out of it Neil.

    Haven’t seen you this upset since you told us about getting that rash in your cornhole after that session with that male Japanese masseuse.

  8. 2008 March 15
    zigzag permalink

    @3 Proxy, I really aplogize for the shitty coffee. Why don’t you drop by now for a fresh cup on the house and bring The Pearl with you? But before you do, both of you need to shampoo that Razoback shit out of your hair.

  9. 2008 March 15

    Good lord

  10. 2008 March 16
    Will permalink

    The UT fraud was exposed. They give up too many points. The recipe for beating them was shown twice this weekend. I doubt they get to the round of 16.

  11. 2008 March 16

    Moral Victory + Football + Hoops= South Carolina

    Wonder if we can trade for clemson?

  12. 2008 March 17

    Ummm…… what is up with this post? I don’t get it.

  13. 2008 March 17
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    The Cocks have to leave…and here is the checkout information for the next day. C’mon LL

  14. 2008 March 17

    Ears:
    I get that. But it’s almost as if Jai is boasting about a last second victory over a sub-.500 South Carolina basketball team. That’s what I don’t get. Am I missing something?

  15. 2008 March 17
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    I don’t get that either. Maybe he was caught up in the heat of the moment?

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