Kentucky rides tradition into the Dance

(Basic Picture by Orange Junior. See his initials under the Moonshine Cooler? We took the liberty of adding some additional stuff. )

Andy (played by co-coach of the year Bruce Pearl) is conducting an impromptu coaching clinic with Otis the Town Drunk (played by co-coach of the year Billy Clyde). It appears Andy is stressing the importance of staying current on the newest rules changes.

He seems to be saying to Otis :”Rule 9 Section 17 Article 1a …One point for basket interference or one point and an indirect technical foul for goaltending when, during a free throw, the ball is on its upward or downward flight.” Who could have known?

Otis is saying: ” Andy!! Yeah, and I’d like to remind you that today is St. Patrick’s Day, so if you’d like to, you can go ahead and come to work…uh…shit-faced. Yeah, that’d be greeaat.”

The rules committee really needs to stop being so myopic. Kentucky might need one those obscure rules someday.

I am glad Kentucky got in. Why even have a NCAA Tournament if Kentucky isn’t in it? Let’s be honest, America would much rather see a Final Four that has UNC, Duke, UCLA and Kansas versus one that has George Mason, Tennessee, Vandy and Gardner Webb. That Final Four just isn’t that sexy..

30 comments on “Kentucky rides tradition into the Dance”

Ears Whitworth March 17, 2008 at 09:26

eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines. Happy Saint Paddy’s Day Billy Clyde!!!
Joe B. Hall March 17, 2008 at 09:29

Billy Clyde’s boys play hard. (even hungover!)

his words are the sun to the

budding autumn flowers.
Rupp was racist March 17, 2008 at 09:32

you may think you own us now but we owned you 30 years ago! ha! you’re so pathetic!
Rupp was racist March 17, 2008 at 09:36

Ditto!! Happy St Patrick’s Day Billy Clyde!!
Goose Givens March 17, 2008 at 09:56

in the name of all that is holy, we need to ensure that the great billy clyde stays put for years and years and years and years and years to come!

Happy St Patrick’s Day Billy!!
LL March 17, 2008 at 10:02

Billy Clyde always looks hungover.
Ears Whitworth March 17, 2008 at 10:04

@6

I wonder why?
Jim Bob Cooter March 17, 2008 at 10:06

Goose Givens…didn’t he get busted on child molestations charges a few years back here in Orlando?

I know he was a broadcaster for the Orlando Tragic at the time.
Ears Whitworth March 17, 2008 at 10:14

I think we are all missing the point here. That BC is the co-coachof the year and doesn’t know the rules? Or is it that he is a drunK?
LL March 17, 2008 at 10:17

I think he’s just drunk.
Hoops Cat 1211 March 17, 2008 at 10:30

Do anyone else think that if Kentucky played the Spurs, that Kentucky could pull off a W?

I think we would need use our 3 point arc though
Rex Chapman March 17, 2008 at 11:04

@11 did BC set a record for least points scored in the first half against Vandy?
Cat at Home March 17, 2008 at 11:13

keep it up coach — Jesus loves y o u !
gatorhippy March 17, 2008 at 11:32

I just watched Glory Road again…

It seems to get better every time…
gatorhippy March 17, 2008 at 11:56

BTW…

As always, top notch photoshop, Jai…
BHMVOLFAN March 17, 2008 at 12:12

I don’t think that this site is ever funny. What I do find funny is that I love gay sex w/o a condom. “Barebackking”?
Chris March 17, 2008 at 13:04

gatorhippy:

not as much fun as it is watching repeat National Championships get an NIT bid.
Most Basketball Wins = UK March 17, 2008 at 13:57

i wont even indulge you all with any more comments …You all roasting billy clyde for drinking but Chris Hanson from Dateline NBC doesnt pop out of the closet for guys who drink booze…its for guys who can’t keep their hands off of young co-eds like Bruce Pearl is unable to do
Jai Eugene March 17, 2008 at 14:00

Billy does look like Otis…a lot. With drinking success like that, who needs an enema?
Senor Frog March 17, 2008 at 14:19

Billy Clyde = The Captain for the Exxon Valdez
MoonDog March 17, 2008 at 14:29

Billy Clyde = class act. Did you notice as he left the floor he barely shook hands with the Georgia coaches or players?

Kentucky in the tournament = disgrace.
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gatorhippy March 17, 2008 at 14:55

@#17…

Personally, Chris…

I’d much rather watch the known racist bigot Bear Bryant of College Basketball (albeit portrayed by an actor) get served by the very thing he’s afraid any day of the week…

Something immensely satisfying about it…
Ears Whitworth March 17, 2008 at 15:07

Hippy?

Chris left a mark where he slapped you….Vagasil will aid in the healing process.
gatorhippy March 17, 2008 at 15:10

Ears…

You should probably just stick to sharing the Valtrex subscription with Ashley Judd…

Kiss your cousin today?
zigzag March 17, 2008 at 15:14

When the Cats lose to Marquette in Anaheim, The Pearl has arranged an “intervention” at the half of that game and Billy Clyde will be on his way to Ocean Vista in San Juan Capistrano after the final buzzer.
Ears Whitworth March 17, 2008 at 15:22

Kiss your cousin today? Can you do better? Yes. Until then, I win the thread
gatorhippy March 17, 2008 at 19:05

Of course, I can do better than your cousin…

That’s why I left the skank for you…
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