Kentucky rides tradition into the Dance

2008 March 17
by Jai Eugene

Bruce and billy clyde

(Basic Picture by Orange Junior.  See his initials under the Moonshine Cooler? We took the liberty of adding some additional stuff. )

Andy (played by co-coach of the year Bruce Pearl) is conducting an impromptu  coaching clinic with Otis the Town Drunk (played by co-coach of the year Billy Clyde).  It appears Andy is stressing the importance of staying current on the newest rules changes.

He seems to be saying to Otis :”Rule 9 Section 17 Article 1a …One point for basket interference or one point and an indirect technical foul for goaltending when, during a free throw, the ball is on its upward or downward flight.”  Who could have known?

Otis is saying:  ” Andy!!  Yeah, and I’d like to remind you that today is St. Patrick’s Day, so if you’d like to, you can go ahead and come to work…uh…shit-faced.  Yeah, that’d be greeaat.”

The rules committee really needs to stop being so myopic.  Kentucky might need one those obscure rules someday.

I am glad Kentucky got in.  Why even have a NCAA Tournament if Kentucky isn’t in it? Let’s be honest, America would much rather see a Final Four that has UNC, Duke, UCLA and Kansas versus one that has George Mason, Tennessee, Vandy and Gardner Webb.  That Final Four just isn’t that sexy..

30 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 March 17
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines. Happy Saint Paddy’s Day Billy Clyde!!!

  2. 2008 March 17
    Joe B. Hall permalink

    Billy Clyde’s boys play hard. (even hungover!)

    his words are the sun to the

    budding autumn flowers.

  3. 2008 March 17
    Rupp was racist permalink

    you may think you own us now but we owned you 30 years ago! ha! you’re so pathetic!

  4. 2008 March 17
    Rupp was racist permalink

    Ditto!! Happy St Patrick’s Day Billy Clyde!!

  5. 2008 March 17
    Goose Givens permalink

    in the name of all that is holy, we need to ensure that the great billy clyde stays put for years and years and years and years and years to come!

    Happy St Patrick’s Day Billy!!

  6. 2008 March 17

    Billy Clyde always looks hungover.

  7. 2008 March 17
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    @6

    I wonder why?

  8. 2008 March 17
    Jim Bob Cooter permalink

    Goose Givens…didn’t he get busted on child molestations charges a few years back here in Orlando?

    I know he was a broadcaster for the Orlando Tragic at the time.

  9. 2008 March 17
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    I think we are all missing the point here. That BC is the co-coachof the year and doesn’t know the rules? Or is it that he is a drunK?

  10. 2008 March 17

    I think he’s just drunk.

  11. 2008 March 17
    Hoops Cat 1211 permalink

    Do anyone else think that if Kentucky played the Spurs, that Kentucky could pull off a W?

    I think we would need use our 3 point arc though

  12. 2008 March 17
    Rex Chapman permalink

    @11 did BC set a record for least points scored in the first half against Vandy?

  13. 2008 March 17
    Cat at Home permalink

    keep it up coach — Jesus loves y o u !

  14. 2008 March 17
    gatorhippy permalink

    I just watched Glory Road again…

    It seems to get better every time…

  15. 2008 March 17
    gatorhippy permalink

    BTW…

    As always, top notch photoshop, Jai…

  16. 2008 March 17
    BHMVOLFAN permalink

    I don’t think that this site is ever funny. What I do find funny is that I love gay sex w/o a condom. “Barebackking”?

  17. 2008 March 17

    gatorhippy:

    not as much fun as it is watching repeat National Championships get an NIT bid.

  18. 2008 March 17
    Most Basketball Wins = UK permalink

    i wont even indulge you all with any more comments …You all roasting billy clyde for drinking but Chris Hanson from Dateline NBC doesnt pop out of the closet for guys who drink booze…its for guys who can’t keep their hands off of young co-eds like Bruce Pearl is unable to do

  19. 2008 March 17

    Billy does look like Otis…a lot. With drinking success like that, who needs an enema?

  20. 2008 March 17
    Senor Frog permalink

    Billy Clyde = The Captain for the Exxon Valdez

  21. 2008 March 17

    Billy Clyde = class act. Did you notice as he left the floor he barely shook hands with the Georgia coaches or players?

    Kentucky in the tournament = disgrace.

  22. 2008 March 17
    gatorhippy permalink

    @#17…

    Personally, Chris…

    I’d much rather watch the known racist bigot Bear Bryant of College Basketball (albeit portrayed by an actor) get served by the very thing he’s afraid any day of the week…

    Something immensely satisfying about it…

  23. 2008 March 17
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    Hippy?

    Chris left a mark where he slapped you….Vagasil will aid in the healing process.

  24. 2008 March 17
    gatorhippy permalink

    Ears…

    You should probably just stick to sharing the Valtrex subscription with Ashley Judd…

    Kiss your cousin today?

  25. 2008 March 17
    zigzag permalink

    When the Cats lose to Marquette in Anaheim, The Pearl has arranged an “intervention” at the half of that game and Billy Clyde will be on his way to Ocean Vista in San Juan Capistrano after the final buzzer.

  26. 2008 March 17
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    Kiss your cousin today? Can you do better? Yes. Until then, I win the thread

  27. 2008 March 17
    gatorhippy permalink

    Of course, I can do better than your cousin…

    That’s why I left the skank for you…

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