KISS Michigan Style

2008 March 28
by Jai Eugene

 

(Maybe he just wants to play Big Boy Football)

Offensive lineman Justin Boren says he’s left the Michigan football team because the program’s “family values have eroded.” [ESPN] I wore the winged helmet with pride, whether we won or lost, whether things were going well or times were tough. Michigan football was a family, built on mutual respect and support for each other from Coach (Lloyd) Carr on down. We knew it took the entire family, a team effort, and we all worked together.

“I have great trouble accepting that those family values have eroded in just a few months. That same helmet, that I was raised on and proudly claimed for the last two years, now brings a completely different emotion to me, one that interferes with practicing and playing my best and mentally preparing for what is required. …

Family values eroding. Is Rich Rod is member of the KISS Army? Knights in Satan’s Service? Playing records backwards, watching and listening to Bo’s message?  Rich Rod was  rumored but yet to be confirmed  was playing  Enjoy Incubus backwards to hear this message:  “Thursday Night we smoked indica, and Azwethinkweizm was born”

Sounds like the kid was getting the hell run out of him and he couldn’t take it. But, it also sounds like the new coaching staff might be a bunch of assholes pushing buttons too hard. I’m very fond of that style of motivation.  Getting all Junction Boy’d…Bear style

Boren told reporters after Michigan’s first spring practice 10 days ago that adapting to new coach Rich Rodriguez’s no-huddle spread offense was physically challenging. He mentioned the difficulty the offensive linemen had constantly running to the line of scrimmage. Translation: I’m too fat and slow to be a lineman in a spread offense

6 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 March 28

    “Translation: I’m too fat and slow to be a lineman in a spread offense.”

    There’s the answer. That running shit goes against the Big 11’s philosophy.

  2. 2008 April 29
    ac#1 permalink

    hey im a die hard michigan fan and all i have to say in boren is a fucking trader pussy leaving u of m for that dump in columbus is so benedict arnold he should be ashamed of being a pussy and he deserves to play on the biggest criminal school there is hope he rides the pine the rest of his days in college !

  3. 2008 May 5
    osu09 permalink

    if he does ride the pine, it’ll show you mi fans how good your starters are compared to the big o

  4. 2009 March 19
    That guy permalink

    Osu can suck off there a bunch of choke artists like Oklahoma and as for Michigan it will take a while but the spread will kick in an we do wat lsu Florida Texas oklahoma and USC did to the Ohio state university and tats beat the he’ll out of them and besides michigan leads the series GO BLUE!!!!!!!!!!

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