Alan Jackson not coming to T-Town March 31, 2008
Posted by Jai Eugene in SEC Football.trackback
On Saturday, MSL Sports and Entertainment announced the Gridiron Bash, an event that sought to turn spring football games at 16 schools across the country into a weekend entertainment event, has been postponed until later this fall due to an NCAA interpretation that would limit student athletes involvement in the event. [T-Town Ghetto News]
Does that mean that a college education has never done nothing for these boys? They play football good and that is what is going to make them a star. Keeping Alan Jackson out of T-Town is the same as taking the food out of their babies’ mouths.
If only Coach Saban could have kept it “down home” things would have been different, and Alan Jackson would have come to sing to the starving, wild eyed, carnivorous Bammeroid fans at Bryant-Denny’s stadium..
Bama must now execute Saban’s backup plan of the Million Dollar Band forming an outline of Logan Young’s dead body as it marches backwards down the field (RTR). As always there will be the traditional pass the “slush fund bag” one more time mandatory collection to help defray the costs of the Bammeroid national recruiting championship. That is now 13 National Titles for those who keep count (see pic below) Cash, credit cards, whiskey, unfiltered cigarettes, and checks (with picture id) will be accepted.
Click to enlarge, you can see the Bammeroid’s newest trophy
Million Dollar Band forming an outline of Logan Young’s dead body as it marches backwards down the field (RTR).
LOL
“slush fund bag” one more time mandatory collection to help defray the costs of the Bammeroid national recruiting championship.
Cash, credit cards, whiskey, unfiltered cigarettes, and checks (with picture id) will be accepted.
How come you make fun of a dead man??
The Passion of the Houndstooth, I own it, Great movie.Remember, I got the Messiah on my back. My co-workers and people at the gym are like ‘Why would you put a picture of another man on your body?’,” . “And I’m like, ‘That is not just another man. He is a disciple to me.’ People don’t understand. It’s a religion.”
I believe
That web page graphic is pretty funny shit, Jai.
I would encourage you to pass the link around the internet then.
LL, I am finishing off that link that you sent. Will post it tomorrow
the textbook advertisement banner was the cherry on the ice cream. too fucking funny.
Latest word is the Shreveport Philharmonic will replace Alan Jackson.
The Shreveport Chamber of Commerce Google Search is a nice touch, too!
that photoshop is like an easter egg hunt
The “Where’s Waldo” of Alabama…
Urban Dictionary Outermonvolia???
You damn Vawls just LOVE making fun of God’s University, the University of Alabama. That tattered windsock will get bigger when we ROLL into Knoxville. 3rd Saturday in October bitches.