15 Comments

Phallic Florida

Posted by Jai Eugene on March 31, 2008 in SEC Football

All of these years, I can’t believe that I missed this….

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15 comments on “Phallic Florida”

  1. Jim Bob Cooter March 31, 2008 at 12:33

    If we are the weiner, then that puts Tennessee somewhere between the bladder and rectum (I’ll say rectum)…

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reproductive_system

    At least us Floridians ensure that out great country has a decent-sized package. Someone’s gotta do it.

  2. Jai Eugene March 31, 2008 at 12:51

    At least us Floridians ensure that out great country has a decent-sized package. Fail

  3. Nooga Vol March 31, 2008 at 13:19

    I think that Jim Bob is on target. That places Memphis on the “exit” of the digestive tract.

  4. artiger March 31, 2008 at 13:47

    I would say California is the “exit”, or maybe South Texas.

  5. Nooga Vol March 31, 2008 at 13:51

    memphis/Stexas…what’s the diff?

  6. artiger March 31, 2008 at 14:08

    A little less Spanish spoken in Memphis. And the BBQ is pork in Memphis, beef in Texas.

    California is kind of the shape of a buttock, from the side view. Baja could be a big turd being shoved out.

  7. MoonDog March 31, 2008 at 15:07

    Was that Herban diagramming a play? Off to the left appears to be Herban’s chin and ass, at the same time.

  8. Ears Whitworth March 31, 2008 at 15:10

    Tis the hypnotic mole above Herban’s left eye

  10. zigzag March 31, 2008 at 15:42

    Are you kidding? Mississippi and Alabama have the balls?

  11. Jai Eugene March 31, 2008 at 15:43

    try and think of it has the scrote

  12. LL March 31, 2008 at 15:51

    Is Georgia then the patch of pubes on top?

  13. gatorhippy March 31, 2008 at 21:53

    God modeled Florida as a smaller version of He15man’s penis…

    Of course, this was on the Eighth day after Tim bitch slapped Him and told Him to get back to work…

  15. HeyBC April 2, 2008 at 20:30

    I can’t believe I missed this either. Congratulations to Floridick!

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