Phallic Florida

2008 March 31
by Jai Eugene

All of these years, I can’t believe that I missed this….

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  1. 2008 March 31
    Jim Bob Cooter permalink

    If we are the weiner, then that puts Tennessee somewhere between the bladder and rectum (I’ll say rectum)…

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reproductive_system

    At least us Floridians ensure that out great country has a decent-sized package. Someone’s gotta do it.

  2. 2008 March 31

    At least us Floridians ensure that out great country has a decent-sized package. Fail

  3. 2008 March 31
    Nooga Vol permalink

    I think that Jim Bob is on target. That places Memphis on the “exit” of the digestive tract.

  4. 2008 March 31
    artiger permalink

    I would say California is the “exit”, or maybe South Texas.

  5. 2008 March 31
    Nooga Vol permalink

    memphis/Stexas…what’s the diff?

  6. 2008 March 31
    artiger permalink

    A little less Spanish spoken in Memphis. And the BBQ is pork in Memphis, beef in Texas.

    California is kind of the shape of a buttock, from the side view. Baja could be a big turd being shoved out.

  7. 2008 March 31

    Was that Herban diagramming a play? Off to the left appears to be Herban’s chin and ass, at the same time.

  8. 2008 March 31
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    Tis the hypnotic mole above Herban’s left eye

  9. 2008 March 31
    zigzag permalink

    Are you kidding? Mississippi and Alabama have the balls?

  10. 2008 March 31

    try and think of it has the scrote

  11. 2008 March 31

    Is Georgia then the patch of pubes on top?

  12. 2008 March 31
    gatorhippy permalink

    God modeled Florida as a smaller version of He15man’s penis…

    Of course, this was on the Eighth day after Tim bitch slapped Him and told Him to get back to work…

  13. 2008 April 2

    I can’t believe I missed this either. Congratulations to Floridick!

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