15 comments on “Phallic Florida”

1. Jim Bob Cooter March 31, 2008 at 12:33

   If we are the weiner, then that puts Tennessee somewhere between the bladder and rectum (I’ll say rectum)…

   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reproductive_system

   At least us Floridians ensure that out great country has a decent-sized package. Someone’s gotta do it.
2. Jai Eugene March 31, 2008 at 12:51

   At least us Floridians ensure that out great country has a decent-sized package. Fail
3. Nooga Vol March 31, 2008 at 13:19

   I think that Jim Bob is on target. That places Memphis on the “exit” of the digestive tract.
4. artiger March 31, 2008 at 13:47

   I would say California is the “exit”, or maybe South Texas.
5. Nooga Vol March 31, 2008 at 13:51

   memphis/Stexas…what’s the diff?
6. artiger March 31, 2008 at 14:08

   A little less Spanish spoken in Memphis. And the BBQ is pork in Memphis, beef in Texas.

   California is kind of the shape of a buttock, from the side view. Baja could be a big turd being shoved out.
7. MoonDog March 31, 2008 at 15:07

   Was that Herban diagramming a play? Off to the left appears to be Herban’s chin and ass, at the same time.
8. Ears Whitworth March 31, 2008 at 15:10

   Tis the hypnotic mole above Herban’s left eye
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10. zigzag March 31, 2008 at 15:42

    Are you kidding? Mississippi and Alabama have the balls?
11. Jai Eugene March 31, 2008 at 15:43

    try and think of it has the scrote
12. LL March 31, 2008 at 15:51

    Is Georgia then the patch of pubes on top?
13. gatorhippy March 31, 2008 at 21:53

    God modeled Florida as a smaller version of He15man’s penis…

    Of course, this was on the Eighth day after Tim bitch slapped Him and told Him to get back to work…
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15. HeyBC April 2, 2008 at 20:30

    I can’t believe I missed this either. Congratulations to Floridick!

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