An ode to David Cook by He15Man
First of all Jai, great work on scooping all of the major media on Tennessee’s hoops commit Scotty Hopson. Of course you will not receive credit. Hopson should be a Gator!!!
(hate her!!)
Now on to American Idol:
Welcome everyone….
I’m giving group hugs, pats on the back, words of hope in here…
after a really sad and rough night…..nothing is better than a *Gator Chomp Hug*!!
((((((HUGS)))))) Word ‘Nerds, We are the BEST! I was up last night, worried sick over David like alot of other WordNerds and it is so nice to have each other on here to comfort each other and vent. Even though I haven’t met any of you, you are all like my family to me – we ARE all family, the WordNerd family! LOVE YOU ALL! XOXO
Since you weren’t feeling good last night, here is a poem that me and Percy (he has an owee on his foot) wrote last night:
David we your Gator fans are here to stay.
We love you in every single way.
We choose to chomp the vote.
Every week you never gloat.
Don’t let other artists knock you down.
Because your beautiful smile does not deserve to frown.
David your style is one of its own.
Weekly your ideal singing is shown.
We love that you are a word nerd.
Even though Simon thinks it is absurd.
David we know you do not like healthy food.
But who cares your music is what tunes the mood.
We want our Cookie for American Idol 2008.
Because it is your divine fate.
go ahead and laugh. i love him as a contestant and person. i feel bad for him.
David, please come to gainesville for our Spring Game, please? ESPN is coming!!!
He15Man OUT
Vote here
An instant classic
Stop this teening!
Love the MSPaint “Photoshop”, Jai!
David Cook went to the hospital after the show last night with high blood pressure. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,344851,00.html It can only be assumed that Timmie was in the audience to cause the surge.
My blood pressure rises when I watch Tebow shred defenders.
#4 – I’m quoting – Seacrest told listeners of his KIIS-FM broadcast that “I don’t know what he was stressed about. He said yesterday that his blood pressure was high and he wanted to get checked out after the show.”
Well, let’s see Ryan Failcrest. The fact he’s in love with Tebow, singing poorly in front of a live audience, a trio of talentless judges and a national viewing audience of hundreds may have had something to do with it.
That whole AI thing makes me sick.
6- You didn’t like Dolly? You are knocking the Holy Grail.
59-20
@10 59 kisses from joiner
and 10 from timmy….Rainbow Warriors
David cook is the hootest american idol ever i hope he wins it i will buy every single cd he comes out with i love his voice and he is cute as hake.