Status Quo: tOSU Failboats eyes are bigger than their stomachs
as they set their future football schedule and it’s not one of the Big 10 (+1) schools or even a Kent State/Akron/Toledo Cupcake. Admirable. Must appreciate the effort of the Failboats scheduling a Big Boy School like my beloved Vols (thanks LL, SI).
That photo never stops being funny. A recommendation to the SweaterVest: use the “crawl, walk, run”strategy. And from what I have seen, tOSU really needs to work on the running speed. If I was Tressell, I’d start off with Ole Miss, Kentucky or Vandy. Not quite as menacing or mean as Flo-Rida, Ala-Bama (cheats), Da Barn, LSU.
What I am about to say is going to hurt and it might leave a mark on sone Buckeye ass: If tOSU played in the SEC, they might, they just might make the Music City or Weedeater Bowl. Maybe…
Given the past two years endings, no matter how well the failboats play, will the drive-by, liberal, left wing sports media allow them to get voted into a third BCS championship for another ass-rape? Or do you think they’ll be automatically excluded in ‘08? It’s almost April and the Big 10 (+1) is already cranking the propaganda that they could fail to win a national championship this coming season
Vote here
Does anyone think the Suckeyes will have beaten an SEC team by the time they play the Vols in 2018?
It’s possible. They might pull one out against the Bammers on their annual visit to Shreveport.
they are the same level as Arkansas
Petrino will be on his third new job by then. He’ll be coaching former Bammer and Cocks players at a correctional facility.
The team will be known as the Somewhat Mean Machine.
Spurrier can’t be outdone by Fulmer:
http://ymswwc.wordpress.com/2008/04/02/spurriers-mantra-of-be-like-florida-effect-the-wrong-gamecock-players/
We need to congratulate Ole Miss for being the first SEC team to lose to tosu in any sport since Reagan was in office.
Both of those pictures = Classic!
Get ready to see a lot of Andy Katzenmoyer and Troy Smith jerseys in Neyland in 2018, Jai. Those fuckers must wear those jerseys 8 days a week in Ohio.
“fail to win”….I lol’d when i typed it
The least those macho shitheads should have done was try to squeeze the Vols in by 2012, so Terrelle Pryor would know what a SEC ass whipping is like. Of course he can always ask Troy Smith or Todd Boeckmann.
zig:
I am hoping that the Suckeyes either – A) Sneak into the NC and lose to another SEC team again -OR- B) Fail just enough to fall to the Capital One or Outback Bowl where they will lose to an SEC team.
Ohio State fans are among the most delusional of all. I despise them.
#9 – Delusional=Denial. 0-9 vs the SEC=reality.
I like MoonDog’s idea, Bammer vs. the fail in T-town South. Who ever loses is banished to division 1-AA to become Appy State’s bitch.
Will make Bama and the Suckeyes play Louisiana-Monroe first. If they both win, then we’ll let them play in Shreveport.
If one or both loses, it’s off to Idaho to play on that hideous blue field in Boise.
I love that first picture too. I don’t even want to think of what that old man and his cheesy boyfriends do with those enormous anal beads around the old man’s neck
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jai, that isn’t entirely accurate. arkansas occasionally beats an upper-level sec team
Beave
The fails could sneak up on an upper-level SEC team. Pryor is going to fail
13-LOL, those beads would cause a small volcanic eruption.
Shit spackle ripped off the colon
Hey Jai – breaking news. Andre Allen, reserve point guard for Memphis, was suspended for failing a drug test.
Got to have some fun with that one.
Zigzag – Where are you?
18- My take on your blog.