And a child shall lead them….
A child with a huge fucking heart, a warriors heart. Is Crompton part wolf or as Cherokee Indian mythology foretold: the spawn of a woman and the beast? He is a warrior, powerful and brave, a man who fearlessly fights for what he wants. What he wants for Tennessee fans to know that he also has the soul of a poet.
Look at his pectorals rippling and his skin glistening with buttermilk and sweat, valiantly fighting his way through the homophobic/erotic hordes of Jock Sniffing, Jock Sniffing-Sniffers, Trailer Park All Stars and Monvolians to take his rightful place atop Manning, Shuler, Clausen, Ainge, Leak (s),Grossman, Tebow, Haskins, Schaffer, Couch, Zow, Watts, White (Stan), Kitchens, Shula and SJJPW.
Here I sit in my ultra tight spandex unitard shredded, ripped, pale and haggard looking. But I have that brand new Vol fan’s bright glimmer ’bout my eyes. Why? one glorious word: CROMPTON
The pic depicts a much leaner, meaner, more predatory Crompton. He has become leaner and more predatory, though I hope not meaner (God help the SEC if he gets meaner). I close my eyes and I see the powerful young steed running with the bulls and hunting feral hogs with a Bowie Knife in the nude. Purposeful, efficient, and determined…. The porpoise now has more of the Shark about him…
Herban Meyer? Crompton plans dropping in on Gainesville and winning your “speed challenge” with Rainey, Moody and other florida “speedster”. Memo: You better get that secondary fixed pronto. Nick Saban? He will treat your linebackers like bowling pins. Tebow? He wants to play linebacker.. against the Gates, ouch Timmy
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“And I say to you, one day each and every one of you will own a convenience store or a hotel in the United States.”
Crompton wins the 40 versus Rainey. Now we know why Harvin is “hurt”.
“Mohandas” Crompton still can’t throw a spiral.