If you Ain’t Cheatin’, You Ain’t Tryin’! RTR April 4, 2008
Posted by 3rd Down H-Back in Bammer Math, Bammeroid, SEC Coaches, SEC Football, SEC Traditions, nick saban.trackback
You have to love the Bammer bloggers like Gerry Dorsey, picturemerollin, and Druid. Unintentionally, they provide the non-believers with so much ammo after failing to war game out the 2nd and 3rd order effects of their posts. The latest piece of intell comes from Tide Druid. RTR, Druid.
The grass is green, the sky is blue, and Bama cheats. All these are absolute non-debatable certainties, even though those who are Bear-fearin’ would disagree with the last in that list. Those O-linemen back in Bear’s day on track scholarships were completely legit in their eyes. Saban may work 26 hours a day recruiting, but the Red Elephant Club still comes in to seal the deal. Oklahoma gives away free sweatshirts to be worn at murder trials, but Alabama sticks with the text books and brown paper bags full of cash, with Logan Young’s Visa as an alternate means of payment, although less favored due to the paper trail it leaves behind.
Bama is back cheating with ‘crootin’, but they need help in certain technical aspects cheating. They need help from someone who nearly cheated his way to perfection (Eli Fucking Manning in this bitch, making your girl cream, and crushing your 19-0 dream!). Who would the 21st Century Bear call for help? Enter Bill Belichick, no introduction needed. These two apparently go way back, even before Sa6an took over and resurrected the Miami Dolphins back into a top NFL contender (for the #1 NFL draft pick).
I assume Bill is going to show Lord Nicky how to pick out the best hiding positions for the Bammer camera crews in hostile environments, make suggestions on what type of uniforms to wear to blend in with the press as to not be identified as Bammeroid LRSD, and teach analytical techniques on how to exploit the information gathered from the Bammer camera crews. Belichick is so damn good. Hell, you could say that he is nearly perfect.
Next season, there is no reason why UAT shouldn’t win 18 games like the Patriots. If the Bama wins anything less than 18 games and is denied their 49th national championship, it confirms the vast conspiracy against Alabama’s Flagship by the NCAA, SEC, Tuberville, Fulmer, CIA, and the Illuminati.
*yawn* ok….
“I knew it was you 3rd Down- You broke my heart.” Thanks for mentioning my blog but Gerry and Druid do actual work on their blogs; I’ve been writing about Little League - I’m not worthy to be mentioned with them.
That’s a nice photoshop, except for the “fact” that Bryant Bank, didn’t open until after the death of Logan Young, but hey why let that stand in the way of good comedy. Hey! You know, there could be a conspiracy there with the “accidental death”, insurance money and the opening of the bank. The downfall of that theory is that Bryant Jr. was Dady Warbucks long before any of that happened.
And by the way, who showed up for Auburn’s clinic? Charles Barkley? Again? As with all things Alabama you are just, you’re just jealous. Again. RTR
I bet there will be more bammeroid busting today…count on it WDE
herban and Saban…..nexus?
What a fucking joke. Oh, well, get it in while you can. Regardless of what you believe, 6 won’t last forever. And then what will you have? 1 freaking SEC championship and a bitch slap on the national scene (be happy you didn’t get into that game - like anyone would have beaten USC on that night).
Oh, and show me proof of Alabama cheating more than Auburn. Proof = facts, like the fact that Auburn is the most heavily penalized team in the SEC and 3rd in the nation.
Oh, and what’s wrong with o-linemen on track schollie’s when no scholarship limitations were in place? John Hannah would beg to differ with you assessment, as he excelled in the discus and shot put. Sorry to bring those pesky facts up.
Damn - I promised picturemerollin I wouldn’t make fun of the Tide today. Hmmm…
I’m glad I’m not a GAYtor.
South Carolina’s players make Chris Henry look like a bitch.
tOSU is the world’s leading manufacturer of Fail Boats.
John Hannah is pussy
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I had to laugh at that one.
@2- PMR, I think you may be onto something. Did Bear Jr hire a hit on Logan, what do you know man? And as far as the “photoshop” goes, well it is just my powerpoint skillz.
SSoA, where was the Barn mentioned anywhere in this post? You have the worst case of penis envy of the cow college down the road of any Bammeroid on here.
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Uh, aren’t you a Barn disciple? If not, my bad. If so, glass houses, stones, etc. was the point of my post. Way to spin, though.
The War Eagle feasts on the guts of that crooked Red Elephant road kill.
SSOA is Nathan Davis…the big Roid with the Tatt
SSoA,
I’m a UL-Monroe kind of guy
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