Scooped again. Yet another Loserswithsocks Exclusive, Tyler Smith to stay in Knoxville
Note: A big shout out to a prominent Tennessee message board poster on the scoop. Against his will, he went out boozing on a Friday night in order to get this inside info. Sounds like a great night, and a night that Vol hoop fans will appreciate. Here is his full report.
Exclusive to LWS: Tyler Smith to stay in Knoxville, Hang Banner.
Woah now, kids. A prominent poster on the $0.25 blows the Hill up on a routine Friday night. Come along for the recap of a fair, balanced, and informative night. Joining me on this trip will be Nash Kimbro and Jefferson Wakeman.
8:13 – Commence drinking. The Bruce is Loose on repeat. Nash compares the Vawls ‘08 class to that of the Roman Legions. Divide and conquer.
9:56 – hatdiggitydouche erased on a Tennessee pay site. Emoticons are for UK fans and curious males only.
11:27 – A last post on La Quest. Let the BON rise again.
12:26 – The Half Barrel
Female scene: Backwoods Bammers.
Intoxication Level: Bruce Pearl on a Wednesday night
Was that John Crompton? Where is my butter milk? Nash and Jefferson discuss Cam Tatum’s dominance at TRECS. Spank-tanking reaches new levels.
1:34 – Cool Beans
Female scene: Pure Tennessean Bam Bam. Jai Eugene’s sister makes an appearance. Stunning.
Intoxication Level: Larry Eustachy at your sorority mixer.
Nash, Jefferson, and I take Scotty Hopson’s courtesy of the Nappy Vagina Organization (nvo). The bartender laughs as we order multiple rounds for Tennessee basketball traditionalists throughout the bar. He looks down as he pours; perhaps at The Commonwealth? The view from the top is breathtaking.
2:53 – Brosephs, JE’s sister, and the nVo’s bam bam leave The Beanery.
3:12 – Masti’s Huka Lounge
Female scene: Irrelevant. Sand has been brought to the beach.
Intoxication Level: Riding in a squad car with Billy Clyde Gillespie.
Sittin’, smokin’, feelin’ high.
3:33 – Enter stage right: J.P. Prince and Tyler Smith.
“Making Easy Money Pimpin Hoes Is Serious.” J.P. embraces LWS, the crowd. Steps in my hair, engage.
3:59 – Exclusive interview reveals that Tyler Smith will return for his junior year.
Jefferson inquires about the 2008-2009 achievements. “We will hang another banner, a big one.” The crowd reacts with passion, poise, and purpose. The chosen one has done it again.
There you have it. The same blog that was on the bleeding edge of the Scotty Hopson recruitment scores again with an exclusive on Tyler Smith. This will cost you $9.99 a month at other places on this interweb.
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and didn’t you guys already say that Tyler Smith is staying? during the Hopson thinggamagjig, you know, when you scooped everyone to include Jesus, Rob Lewis (who is a pussy with a short temper) and ESPN?
http://loserswithsocks.com/2008/04/01/breaking-tennessee-hoops-news-on-hopson-and-smith/
I own Florida
only better than beating florida is beating florida by 20
Scooping our site is nothing new.
How do you have so many contacts on campus?
Aren’t you guys just some losers who sit in your parents’ basements all day long.
Geigh.
Graves = clown, cue machine gun emoticon.
Tyler Smith.
A man who provided for his family.
A man that loved his father.
A teen who hasn’t started shaving.
Graves=Bradshaw lover
Tyler Smith + Scotty Hopson = Fail
it is Jon not john…warrior heart
The only thing VolQuest scoops is ice cream, and they do that poorly. Why pay money to read a bunch of morons tell you what we already know. Better yet, we can read the horde of informative blogs on the net to get updated and accurate information – for free!
This is not your personal chat room.
I have to meet Dukie #23 for some couch time.
The Quest? You talking about Brent’s Teenage Fan Club…