Can’t dribble drive a foul shot, Tiger High LOL

2008 April 8
by Jai Eugene

Darwin: The patron saint of douchebags like Calipari or the Ultimate Judge and Jury? Memphis? Where is your God now?? It’s only fitting that the Memphis State lose the ball game at the foul line. Horrible display of poise. LMAO.

I hope that Dozier’s girlfriend had the sense to leave town. Or at a minimum, FEMA and Memphis emergency rooms planned ahead for the looming influx of women arriving with “kidney problems”, Upper GI pain, missing hair clumps and broken teeth.

Cal, bow down to your daddy:

21 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 April 8

    Even though there was an increase in “falling down the stairs” incidents reported at the Med in M-town, the Red Cross would have been forced to accept emergency blood donations for Memphis hospitals after all the the celebratory gunfire wounds if Tiger High would have won.

  2. 2008 April 8
    your name here permalink

    Well at least Memphis won its confrence. HAHA Confrence USA, it never stops being funny.

  3. 2008 April 8
    BRIAN permalink

    Jai Eugene, you are the biggest douche ever. I dont remember you posting anything about your sorry ass vols chocking again. You are such a whinney ass bitch. All the the teams in your sorry ass state suck.

  4. 2008 April 8
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    Brian? Memphis High Fan? Go burn down a building

  5. 2008 April 8
    zigzag permalink

    Holy shit Brian, don’t get your colon in a knot, it’s just a fucking basketball game!

  6. 2008 April 8
    BRIAN permalink

    No Memphis fan here just speaking the truth. At least my team can win its conference. GOOOOOOOOO DAWGS!!!!!!!

  7. 2008 April 8
    your name here permalink

    So how did the NCAA tourny treat your “confrence winner” Brian? Did the DAWGs go as far as the Vols, I guess since they won the confrence they should have. what? oh your just choking.

  8. 2008 April 8

    UGA made a lucky run and them winning the SEC Tourney probably cost Ole Miss a bid to the NCAAs.

    EwTee and Mem-10 didn’t get their peckers slapped in the first round of the big dance like your dawgs did. Now STFU

  9. 2008 April 8
    Graves permalink

    Perfect is a snowflake.

  10. 2008 April 9
    bosgap1 permalink

    When was the last time UGA beat UT in a sport that matters, Brian? Just checking.

  11. 2008 April 9

    3rd Down got it right. Had the Tigers won, I fear half the buildings in town would still be smoldering. U of M failed miserably. A meltdown of epic proportions. That’s all anyone is going to remember about this team.

  12. 2008 April 9
    gatorbait permalink

    typical UT stuff: nothing to brag about so bash more successful programs!

  13. 2008 April 9
    your name here permalink

    UGA more successful? did you really type that? Pretty sure that is not true, but i am just a typical UT fan. Nice job in the NIT GAYTURDS!

  14. 2008 April 9
    GatorBait permalink

    UGA won SEC, UT won nothing!

  15. 2008 April 10
    your name here permalink

    UT won SEC East in Football! UGA/UF nope. UT won the SEC regular Season! UGA/UF nope! hmmmm.

  16. 2008 April 10
    GatorBait permalink

    East Divisional means nothing. SEC champs does. Regular season title means nothing. SEC champs does.

  17. 2008 April 14
    your name here permalink

    All I know is UT at least has that what does UF have? A NIT bid, 3rd in the SEC East (Football). Wow I wish UT had that kind of year.

  18. 2008 December 30
    Waxaz permalink

    Wow… I love how all of you are haters! hate on my Tigers… Because if your an SECer you could only wish your team won 38 games… If I dont remember right… and I do, the most winning season OF ALL TIME… Sorry guys… we may have been second… but tell me an SEC team that was even close? ? ? HAHAHAA yeah and talk all you want Vol fans… But Id rather loose to a cancer toting Vol team in the regular season and give up 1st to them for all of about 27 hours… hahhahaa … And finish up in the finals the way we did… SEC Fans don’t hate Memphis because you were not as successful as John and the Tigers… and oh yeah by the way… If you think CUSA is so bad…. Why were the records between them and the SEC an even 7-7… find some other reason to hate my Tiger Basketball team… And if CUSA is crap then so is the SEC… Sorry…

  19. 2008 December 30
    Dirt Mcgirt permalink

    38 wins, and only a CUSA championship to show for it… That’s the Tiger High we all know and love

    LOL

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