Powerful young (and apparently angry) Jonathan Crompton is pissing bullets.
Tennessee Football history will look favorably (maybe about 20 years from now, or 5 National Championships, which ever comes first) on Fulmer’s Spring Practice decision to put the fate of the upcoming season on the broad shoulders of this intriguing but simple young man. He is a mountain boy whose DNA was altered, infused with the genetic code of the wolf. His unique genetic makeup has created a male unlike any other and will make itself known in the most surprising ways.
Even though Fulmer’s Vols- Glory-Card might not pay dividends immediately, the interest will continue to accrue, compound daily, as this pass rush eluding, fleet-footed and natural leader leads the Vols through the “T”.
One thing is for sure. One day soon, the mighty Crompton Arm will swing, and Tennessee glory will be money. The ghosts of Neyland past will smile and assist this tough mountain lad in the rise of the mighty Vols back to gridiron glory. Fuck, he is more fact than fiction! Oh but wait, read below:
Things are getting ultra-nasty. Oh just like really bad buttsecks. The email below came from an untraceable email address followed by numerous text messages, and then an anonymous phone-call, I received the following scary warning:
Date: Thu, 10 Apr 2008 09:45:22 -0500
From: A_Cromptonite@rufftuff.com
To: loserwithsocks@gmail.com
Subject: Buttermilk Nonsense
Loser,
Why do you continue to make posts about Crompton moving to tight end when the head coach has already proclaimed him the starter? This is not a topic for debate. There is not and never will be a “Dan Kendra” plan in place for Crompton. So knock it off, NOW or ELSE!!! Ainge’s knee, finger and shoulder injuries last year were not “accidents”. Just saying….
You can’t see my pics. You don’t know what I look like and but you can probably imagine what I am capable of doing to you. You ever talk about Crompton like that again and I’ll find you. Here’s an idea, shithead. Don’t screw around with Crompton and the Cromptonites. One more bullshit comment/blog post out of you and I’m going to rock your ass so hard, you’ll suck my cock all day just for the tip I’m going to give you. Is that getting through to you yet, dumbass?
You seem eloquent and possibly possess a passionately rebellious soul that you should direct towards only the foulest of reprobates such as the Mannings, Colemans, Clausens and Ainges.
Understand? No doubt the LWS Blog will rue the day when they come face-to-face with an angry Cromptonite. Cause I am gonna spilt your ass wide open like one of them “house divided” license plates, get it?
Cromptonites will rape your eyes with Photoshop filters in our pictures, fuck your ears with amazing music, then persecute idiots like you, by demonstrating what JC does best: Providing Natural Leadership….
IP tracing is a wonderful invention, you queer 
. Dont make me bench you bro.
IP tracing, will clue you in why there are four rather large men wearing Tennessee Gameday attire at your door, you can “LOL” them, but they can hurt you, and they are coming, so <3. Fuck you ^-^.
Whatever . You’re being laughed at by my 350+ friendslist, The Cromptonite team is giving you the finger, and one more word out of you and you’ll be in Ainge-like peril. IS that clear or should I translate to idiot language so even you can understand?
If you don’t want me to royally fuck up your worthless life, get the hell of Crompton’s jock..BTW, JC’s penis is so big it reachs from A – Z on the keyboard.
I have an IQ in excess of 140, but I don’t like to brag it. Want to know why I put it here? You need to understand the level of Intelligence that you are facing. I continue to grow and evolve. I sometimes act stupid and deliberately misspell for the sake of blending in.
So let me recap:
The lives of a lot of your ilk are going to be turned upside down and Cromptonites will be the ones making it happen. Your first warning will be when I “punt” your dog across your lawn.
The ONLY thing any of you are accomplishing is raising the level of brutality I intend to use when I take revenge. I didn;t start this, but I will Goull Durned will finish it.
Have a great Big Orange day.
Respectfully
A Cromptonite
It seems to me that the Cromptonites are serious people
reprobates…nice big word
Oh, come on, who among us hasn’t at one time or another screamed a former QB’s name while in the throes of ecstatic passion?
a-z? LOL
That’s gotta be Hubbs
I don’t think Hubbs would be this scary. Rob Lewis might try, but we know he is FAIL
i meant to say, this is bad scary stuff
A Cromptonite digress from Jon’s inability to throw a spiral.
Did anyone notice that A and Z are right next to each other on the keyboard? Hell, even Pat Summit’s dick is bigger than that.
@9…maybe it is huge
Crompton would be better if he were from Oregon like Ainge. Or if he wore diamond stud earrings. Or if he wore one of those sweet-ass flat-brimmed baseball hats backwards or cocked to-the-side. Or if he rocked some Air Jordans like Ainge. Or maybe if he had some thuggin’ silver ice to dangle from his neck like Ainge.
Ainge wore a sweet Von Dutch hat on the sidelines his freshman year.
Nick Stephens is taking this shit.
On Failquest, there is a pic of Crompton in a Bass Pro Shop hat and chicks sunglasses.
I hope he rides the bench.
Stephens and Ahmad, on the same Paige.
That pic would be gold
I’d rather my quarterback wear a Bass Pro Shops hat than dress like some wannabe thug….
At least he doesn’t wear number 15. That’s for He-Men only.
@12- Why are you using my name?
@17 Why are you using my name fuckhead?
There is only one bosgap and this be him
Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt. Also known as scare tactics, either accomplished by threat or making the opponent doubt his standpoint.