Oh the ones that get away…..

2008 April 10
by Jai Eugene

√Guns…check

√Narcotics Trafficking

√Some sort of assault

√Florida

Gators…not this time

[Thanks Thomas from YMSWWC] A Bethune-Cookman football player was charged with attempted murder after he allegedly pulled a shotgun on a man who owed him money.

Brandon Wright, a backup quarterback and running back, was being held Wednesday in the Volusia County branch jail on several charges, including trafficking cocaine within 1,000 feet of a school, home invasion robbery and false imprisonment, a jail official said. [SI]

I never get tired of this photo.  I would be upset if my team lost to a mid-major school like Michigan too.  Note that Herban is covering his hypnotic mole above his left eye.  Well, that looks like a huge… Johnson!  That mole kinda looks like Jesus. Acts like Judas. Throws his players under the bus like Mary.

WHY hasn’t he gotten rid of this thing yet?

-Does his wife like it?

-Does it have special powers?  Like for recruiting?

-Is it alive – does it eat?

-Does it lack a gag reflex too?

3 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 April 10

    Dude plays both RB and QB in addition to his upstanding moral character? How the fuck did Herban let this guy get away? This Bethune -Cookman guy could have been Tebow and Nate Newton rolled into one.

  2. 2008 April 11

    Since he’s a back-up RB, there were no opportunities for him at GAYtorville. We all know the Gates don’t hand the ball off to RB’s.

    Running the ball is reserved for He15Man.

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