16 comments on “Priceless”

1. Tom April 13, 2008 at 12:21

   Hey Jai, what was the score in the Tennessee-Alabama game last year? And which team leads the All-Time Series between the schools? And how many national titles have Tennessee won compared to Alabama? And SEC titles? And bowl wins? And bowl appearances? I seem to have forgotten. Thanks.
2. Jai Eugene April 13, 2008 at 12:42

   how many ncs does bama have (please say 12?
   Fulmers record over Bama?
   Number of years of probation between the 2?
   Number of confirmed humans purchased?

   Thanks
3. Jim Bob Cooter April 13, 2008 at 12:53

   Actually Bama has 14 NCs. The Watchtower awarded them a couple of titles in the late 90′s (I think DuBose was a Jehovah’s Witness).

   Did anyone see the crazy-outifield pattern that Bama had on their field yesterday? It looked liked they were trying to recreate a houndstooth pattern. The groundscrew must have been all methed-up.
4. Tom April 13, 2008 at 13:12

   Jai, whether you want to say that we only have 9 as opposed to 12, that’s still much more than Tennessee’s mighty two. However, you’ve got me dead in the water with Fulmer’s record over Alabama. I think he’s 10-4-1 against Alabama, and I’ll be the first to admit that ‘Bama fans hate the Great Battle Captain b/c of his winning percentage against Alabama, and not b/c of Melrosegate (but we’ll never admit that). As far as probation, everyone’s a hater. And I can neither confirm nor deny that last allegation, but if we really have been purchasing humans, I’d like for that to start showing up in the win column. I just want you to come out and admit that Alabama is without a doubt the greatest football program in the history of the SEC, and one of the best, if not the best, in the history of college football.
5. Tom April 13, 2008 at 13:18

   Jai, I should amend my previous answer. The NCAA actually recognizes that Alabama has 10 national titles, not nine.
   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NCAA_Division_I-A_national_football_championship
6. Erik April 13, 2008 at 13:44

   Don’t forget about the lost ring! The NCAA doesn’t “recognize” shit when it comes to Football, Tommy boy.

   Great find, Jai. Consider it stolen. Now, I want Video. I could do it myself, but it would be a screen cap on my digi-cam. High class, just like Saban.

   Why can’t these dick bandits just appreciate a funny fucking picture…they’re all, “GOT TWELVE, M-Effer?”

   Relax, and enjoy the joke that is Coach Nick Saban.
7. Jai Eugene April 13, 2008 at 13:56

   Tom from Bama, we only recognize 6 bammer ncs. I suspect that those have some “taint” smell too.

   Remember: Saban to Dothan on the 24th. I need a hundred bucks. i will wear a houndsthooth baseball cap to have my pic made with the prince
8. Tom April 13, 2008 at 15:42

   “Dick-bandits”? How old are you, thirteen? And yes, the NCAA does indeed recognize titles. There is a fundamental difference in the words “recognizable” and “official.” I guess they did not teach that in the class “How to Ferment Corn” up on Rocky Top. And Jai, if you only recognize 6 titles, then by that same logic, Tennessee only has one, considering the ’51 team lost to Maryland in the bowl game. And I, along with the rest of the “dick bandits,” do love Coach Bryant, but I think that the houndstooth (not “houdsthooth”) baseball hats are absurd. College football kicks off in 137 days.
9. Jai Eugene April 13, 2008 at 16:07

   that is how we spell it here, tom from bama
10. year2 April 14, 2008 at 00:23

    If you scroll down about halfway, you can see a rundown of Bama’s NC claims and how legit they are: http://sauriansagacity.blogspot.com/2006/12/dubious-claims-of-national-championship.html

    You can see which 6 have merit, which are dubious, and which are ridiculous.
11. Sad State of Affairs April 14, 2008 at 08:33

    Well, Bama has 8 undefeated, untied, bowl championship teams. How many does the rest of the SEC have combined?

    It think it’s ironic and sad that, even when diminishing Bama’s great accomplishments, they still overshadow the rest of the SEC (that includes perpetual silver medal, Tennessee). Do you not see that you’re doing this?

    Finally, Bama counts the same way anyone and everyone else does. We will claim based on the rules at the time, except for the very early years, but why would you argue that an undefeated, untied Rose Bowl champ would NOT be the NC (especially when the Rose Bowl was the only game in town)? Face it, Alabama has accomplished more than TN ever will. We have Bryant and you have Pat Summit. At least you have us in women’s basketball.
12. Erik April 14, 2008 at 09:30

    Smack from a has been gymnastics school. Love it when folks brag about stuff that happened before they were born. At least Bama fans can claim a recent Bass fishing Nashnul Champyunship.
13. Erik April 14, 2008 at 09:33

    Oh yeah, and just because the NCAA website lists other people’s national champions (BCS, Coaches, AP) doesn’t mean they recognize shit, you dick bandit. (i’m 14, a-hole)

    http://www.ncaa.com/history/default.aspx?id=91434
14. picturemerollin April 14, 2008 at 09:41

    C’mon children, stop the bickering. It’s pointless to argue.
    Jai, I was at the game and I hate to admit this, but I knew that incident would make your blog. Well played sir.
    Few things to point out:
    1. Deadrick could have crushed him and backed off… you can take that in a million directions.
    2. The “battle captian” would have been rolled up like JoePa in the same circumstance and they would be feeding him his Krispy Kremes – with extra glaze and custard filling- through a tube this morning.
    3. Say what you want about Saban, but you have to admit he was pretty quick in those H.S. Trask loafers he was rocking.
15. Erik April 14, 2008 at 09:52

    Why was lil’ Bear standing back there anyway? He can’t possibly see over the line.
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