Thoughts on ESPN’s Florida Infomercial April 14, 2008
Posted by Jai Eugene in SEC Football.trackback
“Nov 18th, South Carolina (dear Lord) and Florida to play for the East (just like last year)”. Lee Corso, April 12, 2008.
“I just don’t see Tennessee being a factor.” - Kirk Herbstreit, April 12, 2008.
The ESPN sponsored Florida Gator Spring Game was a vulgar, ruinous hullabaloo the chief functions of
which are to facilitate graft on a spectacular scale and to act as a vehicle for the promotion of despotic values.
After watching the Erin/Trev, Corso, Fowler (metrosexual) and Herbie salivating over the Gator players and coaches I submit that ESPN is lobbying for Florida as American’s Diva ? The Celine Dion of College Football? Just where in the blue hell was the Kenny Chesney [chesney loves the bow] concert?
Herbie’s interview with Tebow was nothing short of zipper busting (there is a sucker born every minute). Did anyone else notice that Tebow of Nazareth mentioned that he was humble about being humble and assisting in surgeries? Doctor must really suck in the Philippines when a 890 SAT Scholar is performing surgery. Herbie may have some residual manseed on his chin at the Gator Glory Hole. Thankfully Bob Tebow tossed some scripture to offset all of the man 2 man loving
Florida seems to now have their own network: ESPN.
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As far as being a diva, Florida is more Cher (post “Mask”/pre “Do you believe in life after love”) than Celine Deion. Cher has more longevity and a thick lesbo daughter (watch out for that tree, Sonny).
The glory hole is classic.
All you need to be a doctor in the Phippines is a couple of band-aids and a chicken’s foot (or in Tebow’s case a 12-in weiner and a bag of weed).
Jim Bob
the glory hole doesn’t even begin to capture the heaux-meaux mood
jai, you take it to a whole new level….see you for your ass-throttling in september.
go (lady) vols…rocky top…haahahha
…The previously mentioned “thick lesbo daughter” was a reference to F$U…
The slobber fest was nothing short of embarrassing, This all coming on the heels of a disappointing 9-4 season and a throttling at the hands of Lloyd Carr’s Michigan Wolverines. The only explaination I can come up with is that Herban has some very good weed, and the ESPN boys like to smoke up. THye were obviously high when they made their comments about the ‘08 SEC predictions …….. no stems, no sticks, no seeds, just some of that real sticky, icky, icky ….. oooweeeee!!!!! Put it in the air!
Tebow says marijuana has great medicinal purposes. he is a surgeon ….you know.
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Did they showcase some of the GAYtor state’s finest agricultural products, like sensimilla or white ghost?
Herban’s got that killa.
Nica Gator, are the rumblings of you being a fat bitch true?
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Gosh these trophies are heavy.