Snake says “Fuck you, IRS”

2008 April 16
by 3rd Down H-Back

So hard working decent Law-obiding Americans like you and me had to pay our taxes by yesterday, while others just said fuck it. Good American’s like you have to pay even more in taxes because people like former UAT great Ken Stabler think they are above the law.

It is not fair, and we can all thank the Snake and the other Bammers for it. Does anyone honestly think Logan Young wrote off those “donations” to Memphis high school athletes? Bammers continue to buy human beings, act like the strip in T-town is their own playground, and when they do get caught they accuse the T-town PD of being a bunch of goat farmers from East Alabama and of racial profiling, even though the statistics show other wise. Continue to wipe your ass with the laws you expect others to obey, Bammers. Your false idol can’t protect you forever.

17 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 April 16

    I was watching something last night about celebrities and sports figures that owe big bucks in back taxes. WTF? Like they can’t afford to pay. I owed the Treasury a lot of money this year and I paid, and it’s not like I’m making a million per.

    Make income tax evasion a crime punishable with a sentence to include having to comb Nick Saban’s pubic hair.

  2. 2008 April 16
    bosgap permalink

    sure, no, no, no, absolutely

  3. 2008 April 16

    actually #2 is a hell yes, got a solo pic of her that will be posted soon. you’ll see what I’m talking about.

  4. 2008 April 16
    bosgap permalink

    10.4

    I will redact judgement of #2.

    Anxiously awaiting.

  5. 2008 April 16
    Jim Bob Cooter permalink

    ouch…

    http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1811362

  6. 2008 April 16

    bosgap,
    this is what I’m talking about

  7. 2008 April 16
    picturemerollin permalink

    This is pointless after the threadjack by the trim discussion, but who of us hasn’t wanted to say “fuck you” to the IRS (or drink while we work)? Snake is a hero because he did what the rest of us were to scared to do.

  8. 2008 April 16
    zigzag permalink

    Ken “Snake” Stabler is just another low rent fuckball from Alabama.

  9. 2008 April 16

    #7 – Yes, I’d agree that most of us would love to avoid paying taxes, considering the money isn’t spent wisely. But the fact remains most of us do pay our share and a guy like Stabler with his financial success should be ashamed of himself for avoiding his fair share.

    Did you pay your taxes? I’d venture to guess you did. So why can’t stringy hair Stabler pay his? Just another Bammer cheatin his way through life.

  10. 2008 April 16
    Tom permalink

    I pay my taxes, but I never was a quarterback for a National Champion. Quarterbacks that win National Championships don’t have to pay taxes, but only two Tennessee quarterbacks would know how that feels.

  11. 2008 April 17
    bosgap permalink

    3DHB,

    Thank you for that.

    sure, yes, no, no, absolutely.

  12. 2008 April 17
    picturemerollin permalink

    Moondog – Yes, I pay my taxes. I’m certainly not an apologist for Stabler or anyone who doesn’t pay their fair share whether they went to Alabama, Tennessee, Auburn, or Harvard. Tax evasion isn’t an exclusive deal for past Alabama quarterbacks.

  13. 2008 April 17

    what’s great is that I don’t have to say shit, the Bammers show their class all on their own.

  14. 2008 April 17
    Tom permalink

    3DHB, it was satire.

  15. 2008 April 17

    Tom, the only former football players that are allowed to not pay their taxes are Heisman Trophy winners. Therefore Bammers are not excluded from submitting that Form 1040

  16. 2008 April 17
    Tom permalink

    Touche, but that would mean the Chosen One does not have to pay his taxes as a result of last year’s robbery (i.e. the Man trying to keep Darren “I Bring da Wood” McFadden down). Unacceptable.

  17. 2008 April 17
    gatorhippy permalink

    I’m pretty sure the Snake tells everybody “Fuck You” after a few bourbons…

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