Florida bans bestiality (Herban wept)

2008 April 18
by Jai Eugene

Florida finally decides to ban sex with man’s best friend (w/benefits). A ban on bestiality should not be needed in a mature society. [Miami Herald]

So, you really banged a dog?
That’s right. I sure did.
Male or female dog?
Female! What do you take me for? A damn queer (or a bammeroid)?

I mean what self-respecting Gator would not hit this? It’s just gator bait.

13 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 April 18

    So, you really banged a dog?
    That’s right. I sure did.
    Male or female dog?
    Female! What do you take me for? A damn queer (or a Monvolian)?

  2. 2008 April 18
    your name here permalink

    That pic of a thong on that dog kinda make me wish they didn’t outlaw beastiality

  3. 2008 April 18

    that pic made me spit up my myoplex

  4. 2008 April 18

    Read the Miami Herald article. It gets worse with each passing paragraph, culminating in the phrase “fecal impact”.

    Oh, and this isn’t law yet. It just passed the Senate — the House hasn’t even heard the bill. Although the measure to include Gator cheerleaders as a species of dog is getting consideration.

  5. 2008 April 18

    #4- LOL.

    Sodom, Gomorrah, and GAYtorville.

  6. 2008 April 19
    Rocco Siffredi permalink

    The Losers are now fucking socks the dog.

    I get it…..Losers with……Socks.

    You couldn’t use Losers Who Fuck Socks so you just put down losers with Socks.

    You sick fucks.

  7. 2008 April 20
    Poop Liquor permalink

    How fucking disgusting.

  8. 2008 July 22
    Joystick_777 permalink

    I think beastiality should be legal. It’s between a person and his pet or just some other animal. I’ve never fucked an animal and probably will never but to put a ban on it is just insane, If we can explore homosexuality, then beastiality would have to be the next logical step, Either you want to explore sexuality, which everyone keeps talking about or you don’t. Make up your damn minds. I for one am with it. It just natural sensuality/sexuality and should definitely be allowed. Love is love and there is nothing wrong with ‘puppy love.’

    JUST LET IT HAPPEN. YOUR NOT NECESSARILY ENCOURAGING IT, ESPECIALLY IF DOESN’T EFFECT LIFESTYLE, SO JUST LET WHAT NEEDS TO BE, JUST BE AND HAVE A BLAST!!!

  9. 2008 July 22
    Joystick_777 permalink

    And to add to that. ‘To say that the animal doesn’t give it’s consent is just wrong b/c like you’ll said we can’t communicate with it and the same from it to us, so easily.’ So you can’t put that as an absolute b/c at the end it’s all assumptions made from either party. A pet would more naturally give into it’s own owner anyway for the most part at least, not to speak for all of them and for the rest, like I and everyone else has stated so far, we just don’t know what they want, whether it’s abuse or completely mutual.

    JUST LET IT HAPPEN. YOUR NOT NECESSARILY ENCOURAGING IT, ESPECIALLY IF DOESN’T EFFECT YOUR LIFESTYLE, SO JUST LET WHAT NEEDS TO BE, JUST BE AND HAVE A BLAST!!! :-)

  10. 2008 September 29
    lvxonyx permalink

    I think eating animals is disgusting and should be illegal, not being ‘friendly’ with them.

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