Orange and White Game
UF, UAT, UGA? Yep, that is our new leader. Now we got us another courageously fierce QB. Jonathan Crompton might have courageously toted a clipboard on the sidelines for a few years but he has the indomitable spirit to win. Out Tebowing is Tebow is what he is all about (except for the same sex kissing). Look at him taking on this F-14 Tomcat (yes I know F-14s went to the boneyard). Think of this Spring Practice as powerful young Crompton’s coming out party.
He is so athletic and well-spoken and so gull-durned handsome that even the Bammeroid media are falling in love with him. It is no wonder that there is over-abundance of buttermilk-induced orgasms in Big Orange Country [Buttermilk: A child shall lead them].
My Battle Captain’s Vols- Glory-Card might not pay dividends immediately, the interest will continue to accrue, compound daily, as this pass rush eluding, fleet-footed and natural leader leads the Vols through the “T”.
One thing is for sure. This saturday (and on the Sunday replay), the mighty Crompton Arm will swing, and Tennessee glory will be money. The ghosts of Neyland past will smile and assist this tough mountain lad in the rise of the mighty Vols back to gridiron glory.
I have this disturbing mental image of haters at Outermonvolia in a back corner stall, creating their own “enjoyable hate note of the week” by whipping up a Frappucino while tenderly caressing a worn, streaked photo of Phil Fulmer printed off of GridScape. I mean seriously, it’s a wonder they can get that any words out of their computers when they are only typing with one hand.
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Is Straight Outta Crompton wearing that chick’s sun glasses. What a douche.
Yeah Ainge wore those sweet Hurley baseball caps cocked to the side to show off his diamond stud ear-rings but Crompton is a über douche.
So nice of you to mention Outermonvolia. I thought you would be upset after the verbal beatdowns you experienced. Here is a sample.
http://p099.ezboard.com/if-012-was-the-ONLY-thing-that-ensured-quotcoachquot-/foutermonvoliafrm7.showMessage?topicID=13367.topic
What happened to making fun of the Cromptonites? I thought you were exclusively Ainge tool tuggers. Bunch of jock jumpers I guess
Evidence of Jai Eugene’s cock swinging ways.
http://p099.ezboard.com/if-012-was-the-ONLY-thing-that-ensured-quotcoachquot-/foutermonvoliafrm7.showMessage?topicID=13367.topic
Erik must be crushed, you said you loved him.
VV, if you consider that lame shit you posted a “verbal beatdown” you need to stop caressing Crompton’s nuts and get out a little bit.
Every fan base has those people, and you and the rest of the outter-monvolians are UcheaT’s.
3rd Down you’re jealous because Cromptonite the Magnificent is with a chick you’d kill to be with. Admit it.
Those people are more numerous than any of you rah rah retards want to admit. Fulmer has lost a sizable portion of the UT fanbase. This fall will be the fatboy’s waterloo.
MoonDog, yes I would bang her. That’s not the point.
VV, when I first started reading about the OV fucks on these posts I thought, “There is no way these people are for real. Jai has to be exaggerating. Hoping for a shitty season so they can ax the coach? Not even Bammers would do that.” You and the rest of the extra chromosome possessing sect of the UT fan base would be characterized as Bammeroidism to the extreme, just switch out the Crimson for the Hunter’s Orange.
Forget Crompton. The question is, does Fatso guarantee that the Tide Rollers and Gates won’t put a 100 on the Vols again this fall, at Neyland God forbid?
Who the fuck do you root for? Just wondering, you have took shots at Bammer and UT. Gotta be a gator right? No wonder you don’t want anyone bashing Fulmer. He is more popular in Gainesville than Meyer and Spurrier combined.
I’m full of hate towards everyone and everybody, so I have no bias. Damn sure not a Gate.
Are you the leader of the Cromptonites? Are you a ruff-n-tuff mountain boy too? Do you and the rest of the Cromptonites review how UAT fluffs JPW and see how you can emulate? It sure seems that way.
Can’t we all just blog along?
3rd DHB seems to be a subliminal reptile of the Okefenokee.
NVO for life
Hawaii doesn’t win many games in the United States
C4H, will you be my boyfriend? the NVO is super cool
I want Crompton’s man juice to run down my chin onto my Heath Shuler jersey.
Where I come from I learned family values. A full day’s work for a fair wage. Uphill both ways. Dinner at 5, Supper at 8.
Crompton has mountain values, etc. He will lead us.
He just needs to get away from Childress’s ex ilk.
nice work VV, solid links to the OM’s taliban 0-12 threads . pure gold
thanks for the traffic, btw. like i needed it
@ 17: Classic Jai, Fucking CLASSIC !!!
those boneheads at Outermonvolia show why they are the king of trolls and banned at nearly every messgae board that thye post on. those are some damning links of just how stupid and red neck that they are.
1. OuterMonvolia
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A cyber-world Leper Colony comprised of HillBillies, RedNecks, and Trailer Park All Stars. Outermonvolia exists only to host Sausage Parties and to perform the ancient Spartan Warrior Dick Dance. The Dick Dancers or Sword fighters conduct on-line parties with a preponderance of participants being males. What few females who might be lurking are always cock blocked. Outermonvolians often spend an inordinate amout of time trying to find a “keyhole” and crazily dabbing at the area around it. Many Outermolians are cutters that ginormous sweaty Man-Titties
Jim: “How was the outermonvolia last night?”
Kevin: “It was pretty good, but most of the people there were dick dancing.”
Jim: “So it was a sausage party?”
Kevin: “I don’t know about that ya Dick Sting, because although there were some women there, there were even fewer straight men there.”
Jim: In fact old NoogaVol took it in the chili chute!
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VV
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Excellent work Jai, if that was you on the OM. You drew those hearty little rats out in the open.
Exposed them as douches…again
triple HAW HAW HAW
Glad to see you have come around on our quarterback play
My DBs own you
Hey, at least those cheap-ass Wal-Mart knockoff shades cover up his Ruff-N-Tuff® unibrow.
27-Will $aban and Tebow lay a hundred on you again this fall?
28-Will Tebow and and the $aban guy shred those DBs again?
Cromptonite cocksuckers everywhere on this site.
I am the DB recruiter of the century.
32-Talk to 28
after reading that monvolia crap, i need eye bleach. LWS and crew, you need to drop down to the posting “suck my dick” and call each other “pussy” to compete in that intellectual dog eat dog message board.
http://p099.ezboard.com/Loser/foutermonvoliafrm7.showMessage?topicID=13428.topic
Did you like my 75 yarder?? You colemanites can suck it.
I hope Smuckliffe watched the game today, my offense dominates. I hope the ACC loves your 60 minutes of 3 yard passes.. loser
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Ah!!!! More dog sex talk. Now this is what we are used to here on this board. Sick Fucks.
Yoouuu cannot say filth flarn filth flarn filth in front of people!
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Crompton is from North Carolina, Erik Ainge is from Oregon. Advantage Crompton. Crompton may look like a douche in that picture, but he is no match for Erik “Thug Life” Ainge. I’d much rather be photographed wearing a Bass Pro Shops hat and some rather feminine-looking sunglasses than walk around Knoxville with a flat-brimmed baseball hat cocked to the side, diamond stud earrings, Air Jordans, and some “ice” dangling from my neck.
41 – you’re an idiot. Crompton will never master the 3 yard pass like I did. I will probably get in the college football hall of fame for my short game. I’m currently working on a rap for it now.
Crompton will never live up to the tradition I built at that university.
42 – you’re a loser. Get off vol boards. You’re a 15th round pick now. Go dolphins. I’m going to show these vol fans what a real passer can do. Go work on your footwork or something.
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Weak sauce. You’ve gotta bring it harder than that to hang with the big dogs on OMV. HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW.
I like to drink Scotty Hopsons out of birminghamvol’s belly button.
I own Outermonvolia. I dare any of you guys to meet me at the Gridscape tailgate party before the UAB game. G-10 parking garage. LWSVOL will have a spreadsheet keeping track of how many asses I kick.
Can you guys get a new host? Your server is really slow. My site is much faster.