The Saban Rule

2008 April 21
by Jai Eugene

(Double click for a better view. HT the NVO via email)

If you have a website, check this cool webtool [Toughgraph]

Video of a Yankees Red Sox Brawl [Busted Coverage]

Hopkins beat by a Gringo? [Deuce of Davenport]

The Saban Rule [Anniston Star]- “The idea is to prevent “bump-ins” between coaches and recruits when the coaches are out talking to the high school coaches.” It’s sort of a reverse work ethic, where it rewards laziness as opposed to determination. Basically, the NCAA instituted it to cut down the effect that coaches like Saban and Herban would have in other coaches’ backyards. I got the following example off of an email. I don’t know if it is true, but it is Bama and Saban, gimme a

How many chance meetings with players do you think Saban had the last two years?
My favorite up till now is when Saban arrived in an RV flying an Alabama flag showed up for the Foley spring practice. He then walked across the field with an entourage that included former Alabama stars Lee Roy Jordan and Kenny Stabler walking with him as he “indirectly had contact” with Julio Jones.

This leads into the SEC’s top seven infractions [Al.com]. One guess of which school is #1. [HT YMSWWC]. No one will replace Saban in a couple of years when he leaves because that “barrel of a gun” the NCAA warned them about will shut them down for a few years.

The Red Elephant Club is brazenly passing around pre-paid credit cards to high school kids in Alabama, it is said. Win at all costs is the biggest part of “The Process”. It’s going to bite them in the ass, and the whole country is going to laugh even harder at these rednecks.

It’s just a matter of time.

6 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 April 21
    Poop Liquor permalink

    More references to ass, dick intuitions, dog fucking. You guys have some issues.

  2. 2008 April 21

    too much time spent at outermonvolia?

  3. 2008 April 21

    Thanks for the toughgraph link – pretty cool.

    Bama cheats.

    Saban’s old lady told me he had a tiny one.

  4. 2008 April 21
    zigzag permalink

    Poop sounds like one of those pillow biting motherfuckers.

  5. 2008 April 23
    Jack Crevol permalink

    …..and still the undisputed heavyweight cheater in the world……

    ALL A BAMA!!!!!!

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