LWS owns Outermonvolia, Insider Reveals Truth
As most of you know, the LWS staff has taken a few days out of our rigorous schedule (read: scooping major media outlets. Hopson? Smith?) to focus on the quick-to-ban “website” of Trailer Park All Stars known as Outermonvolia. I will say we have one more “ace in the hole” if needed, but we doubt it will be required after this little gem was brought to our attention just minutes ago.
Resident Outermonvolia homosexual, Orange Butt (comments on our site under Wooley Mammoth), threatened Jai’s family and has called him 4 times for what appears to be attempts at phone sex. I decided to touch base with a source (We aren’t short on th0se here at LWS.) deep inside the tiny little army of OM to get the scoop. The source can confirm that Orange Butt frequents Failquest in his spare time. His handle, you ask? Crompton4Heisman. Luckily, he has befriended many on OM and had access to a video meant for the sock drawer. C4H/Orange Butt is a college student at UT, and had a little too much to drink one night.
Additional Note:
Toward the end of this video, you will see and hear a TP All Star chanting “We want Tay Tay.” Our source confirms this is OM’s own GenghisVol. I am told he is no longer a student at UT, just enjoys loitering around frat castles in Knoxville. The term “Tay Tay” is a new one for those at LWS, but through diligent research we can report that it is a term used in frat circles for bukkake.
I think this is hysterical. The guy who has called Jai’s home multiple times, the one that threatens the well being of his wife and children, enjoys having dicks drawn all over him on the weekend… and apparently being the biscuit in the traditional “soggy biscuit” with the fellas. By the looks of this kid, I doubt he could whip himself out of a wet paper bag, so we’re not that worried.
A huge shout out to our source. Obviously, this has been an ongoing project, but as usual, LWS gets the scoop. If we had not all been banned, we’d post a link on OM to give hope to everyone else in the closet. Something tells me, however, that their 15 member army will venture over here for a look. Enjoy.
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This is stellar investigative work boys. I come here for my news.
C4H leave Volquest, bammer.
Bukkake, lmfao.
Just so you know…I’ve never played soggy biscuit with less than 6 nvo members….I am in the nvo, beavergap……..
By the way, I also write for this blog. My name is Dwayne Ballew. Go ahead and try to dig up some dirt on me as well. I dare you to call my house.
Dwayne, I’ve never called anybody’s house. Either Steve is lying to you or somebody else is calling him. Again, I’d strongly encourage him to track where the calls originaled from – I have nothing to hide.
Unless you’re making up shit and trying to attribute it to me. I don’t have an issue with you…..Mr Ballew. The firm manner in which you made that last post has me terrified…..except I didn’t call your buttbuddy and I have no desire to call you either.
Wow, this makes me miss college
#1 We do what we can. Hopefully you were able to catch our scoop on the Tyler Smith return 3 weeks ago. We also called the Hopson commitment well before anyone else.
There’s never been a better time to be @ loserwithsocks.
This is unreal. C4H has had this coming for a loooooooooong fucking time.
I am a huge douche who loves to post others personal information but if someone posts mine I get butt hurt. Basically, I am a grade A+ douche.
Woolly, we have not posted any personal information. A real name has yet to be used.
Please run along back to your OM circle jerk of 15 members.
Boys, I say let’s drop the nuclear bomb on these dickweeds that we have been saving. I can’t believe you guys think it would be “too much”. Did President Adams think that way when he dropped nukes on France? We want to win this thing don’t we? Then let’s let the good stuff fly!
Gotcha, so you’d rather have a video of you with a penis on your head and marker all over you than having your name and job (Jimbo, 7/11) posted. Are you seriously that dumb?
Wooly Mammoth – within the next week. You will be humiliated. At least that is what my fortune cookie said.
Steve/LWSatan/bosgap/Jared
If you post that picture of me, I swear I will have something done about it. That is a PERSONAL fucking picture, and it is not humorous.
This is all fun and games unless that picture gets posted. Seriously.
Awesome find, guys.
Hilarious
I dont know why I’m posting this here, but I lay the pipe to my dog, Meachem, on a consistent basis.
Go Gators
You are dayum right that is a personal picture. A personally ugly picture. I wouldn’t even pop a beer and wait for you to come out of Gate 21.
PS. I never went to college.
Genghis… For the record, you banned Wheezy as well as another name iof mine that I can’t think of.
LWSatan@yahoo.com or jwilliamsatd@gmail.com if you would like to discuss.. I could give a fuck if you know who I am. I will own you on this board or in person.
There is one last bullet in the holster, and this one I can promise you do not want out.
Believe it or not, it is much worse than your college bukkake experiment.
I think we need Jimmy Carter to sit down with you guys and work out a peace deal.
#19
I think I originally saw that video on collegesexparty.com.
In Clip 2, I think “tay tay” guy gives the one with the penis on his face a Strawberry Shortcake.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=strawberry+shortcake
Disregard that, I suck cocks.
the NVO gives me a stiffy
Wooley, there is more than a picture.
Ultimate humiliation is only a click away.
He will do something about it if you post the picture. Sounds like a dare.
Posting crap like this won’t get you unbanned from my kingdom
i wish you guys wood just leave cromten a lone he is a big vols fans you cant just make up this stuffs to sell your website i am going to contact your sponsers we all have gotton drunk and been tay tayed before don’t act like it doesn’t happened to you when you were in collage you guys are worse than that outermonvolia websites
nvo for life
A couple of you from Outer Monvolia are not going to be happy, lol. Wait and see what happens next week. Perhaps around 2PM Thursday???
dude, you can’t make us wait a freakin’ week
I am not sure it is possible to be any more homosexual than these frat boys. What an embarassing video. Not quite as embarassing as the photos we have on reserve. Our tentacles are long. Keep that in mind.
You will wait and you will like it! We have to get clearance from our headquarters. If it were up to me these would have been plastered all over the internet the moment the Monvols decided to start a war. Of course I am a loose cannon and some of the others among us are more measured in their response. I promise you that C4H, JV, and Ghengis do not want me to be in charge. I would embarass them in a huge way.
Oh, and one more thing Monvols…………you have a mole amongst yourselves that is providing us with pictures, names, funny stories of yesteryear and similar such gold. The video is the tip of the motha phukin iceberg. Please dare us. Please dear God dare us.
The mole has asked me to use the phrase “I hate bacon” for some reason. I am clueless but I am doing what I was told in order to keep the mole happy and the info flowing.
PSP…
What do you know? This could be gold.
While some women (and some men) may find me attactive, my arteries are reserved for massive cholesterol clots.
Light and Love Bitches
Santorum is defined as: The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.
bosgap – call my cell phone in 15 minutes and i will tell you what was sent to us………..GOLD doesn’t describe it
Whomever it is that designed this disgusting, detrimental ailment to society is in the opinion of the real world, a complete and utter idiot with some severe mental issues that seriously need to be attended to. It is people like you that hold society back. How fucking dare you degrade some of Tennessee’s most respected, talented and esteemed football experts?
You simply are a bunch of callus, unhappy people, most likely unemployed and uneducated living in your parents basement that despise the fact that these performers have incredible skills that you couldn’t even dream of possessing. I work for a company that sells pipe fittings and rubber gaskets, so don’t even think of fucking with me son or I’ll rip your fucking balls right out and feed them to you through a straw. I demand this site to be taken down within one week or I’ll have it done myself, force me to do that and I’ll really get pissed off.
This is my only warning.
[Robot Voice] I own the internet, I will shut you down
I have metal legs
I shout at mirrors
Listen up you flatland pussies, it is a crying shame you can’t whoop a mans ass that deserves it.
Seriously, I wonder if half you people wear dresses to work. Especially you outermonvialninagaybar stupid ass. Maybe you should get your estrogen levels checked.
Bottom line is when someone comes at you in an aggressive manner you can do one of two things:
A.) run
B.) shit yourself.
I chose the latter, but I can tell that most of you pussies wouldn’t. That’s fine. If you wanna live your life like a pussy then that’s your business.
I
have a psedopenis,kinda like female jackals. when erect, it resembles a small penis, but i give birth through it. My vag canal has an odd 90 degree turn in it. Makes it hard for the sperm to swim up . but i still got the penis thing
@ 41
Nick Saban would shun options A & B
That is in the Sig Ep house, what fags
You should produce this source, Steve. Oh, wait…..I know that source and I actually have copies of the correspondence between you two, which I could post, if I wanted to really show you to be the liar you are.
I will admit that this one is slightly funny, but I’m afraid that there isn’t a single fact in your fantasy that’s true. If it is…..I would call the police, have them run the phone numbers and see who’s calling you (but that would be hard to do, since we both know it never happened). I will give you a bit of credit for actually firing back in someway, it’s not a particularly good effort, but you and your imaginary buddies have been a huge disappointment…I was really expecting some sort of game out of this place, but after you turned tail and ran from OM, I guess I shouldn’t be shocked.
I didn’t watch the video, as I’m at work (so much for the college student thing…but again, this is just another example of how you lie when you don’t know what’s going on. Maybe I’ll check it out later.
From what I gather, you haven’t been banned on OM….just post limited…..so save up lots of bullshit for your daily post and make it good, we all know your game by now.
So are you still telling lies about all those imaginary phone calls? And I need to ask was it your wife and kids, like you say here…..or your mommy, like you said in your conversation with the “inside source”? At least you should try to keep your story straight….you lying asshole……
thanks WM. My mom received an apologetic call last night from someone named “Tim” or “Jim”. He told her that yu guys had carried tthis to far. Thanks for the help in calling off your dogs.
All I need is some country hick like that LON dude showing up and punching her in the face. I read that story of him punching that Vol Chat Sheep. Freaky
Can’t believe, if true, that he admitted to throwing the first punch. Wow
Listen bruiser, we all know you don’t have any dirt on the Monvolians, so stop posting this crap and leave us alone. Gotta come harder than that to hang with the big dogs. HAW HAW HAW!
You know what would frustrate me…..if somebody just made up what an inside source said. That would be pretty bad in my book……I wonder what the truth is…..one thing I know for sure……it’s damn hard to find the truth around here………
I’m no rockit sergun, but something tells me we got to these clowns.
They sure do post a lot over here.
Let’s get serious here….if you are really hording kiddie porn on this site, it needs to stop immediately.
A stunning revelation to learn that OM is a bunch of dirtbox diving, sausage jockeys.
I am not Orange Butt. I have a lyfe outside of the eenternet. I want a tay tay.
C4H, how often do you get owned by mgraves and brucepearlsbudselect?
In an unrelated question, have you been the biscuit today, yet? Perhaps not on Sunday’s.
Taylor, this is not graves you ignorant fuck.
Perhaps dont let people draw dicks on you, and this wouldnt happen.
The OM trash and the Nappy Vagina Organization in one spot….
Too easy
you guys are so far off on this one it is not even funny.
Coming from a guy who says “I got drunk and got drawed on,” I’m not really surprised.
Why is this directed at him, I don’t understand. At least figure out who originated this post, then try to bring something to the table.
If you do figure out who I am, I can always come back with “Ive never had a cock drawn on me,” so I would probably always win.
Oh, and I hear your brother was the biggest poon jab on campus next to you.
Bring Back Buzz,
That was the funniest thing you’ve said all night, so I’ll leave it. I think you may be a bit too new on Fallquest to know me.
Anyway, keep bringing funny shit like this, and you’ll be fine.
I dont understand your beef with graves, however… He’s definitely welcome over hurr.
I would suggest not bringing people into this that have nothing to do with it.
Or, you can, and we will just block your IP addresses.
Thanks bunches.
By the way, it’s not gel, it’s Pomade. Dapper Dan.
I delete it because it is retarded.
The only person who thinks it is funny appears to be C4H. That should tell you plenty about your delivery. He allows dudes to draw penises on him, and then let a short guy who looks like an absolute douche give him “Tay Tay.”
Jai can we just have a truce?