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Gold Jerry, Gold!

I’m not Kenny Banya but I know gold when I see it, and gold is reading that the jackasses at Outer Monvolia take credit for Tennessee beating Georgia last year!! Ghengis Vol says so himself and we have the screen captures to prove it. According to this wizard of motivation technique, all of the nasty [...]

The Crompton Era, Two Words: Mountain Values

(Double click to enlarge) Raised in rural Appalachia. Can anything replace the mountain values that strike at the core of a young mountain boy raised to live on the land? It ain’t hair gel, Gates. It’s not hot boiled peanuts, Bammeroid. It’s mountain damn values, and it wears #8. What are mountain values you ask? [...]

Hunting Bammeroid

A photgraph of a young nearly mature Bammeroid in his natural habitat. Note the Crown of Thorns ball cap.  The obligatory gold chain was present but hidden under the “Got Nick?” Tee.  RTR

F. C. King Links

Today’s Hottest College Girl Matchups French Rogue Trader Lands Sweet New Job Denise Richards Bikini Pictures of the Day Erin Andrews has had enough of Joba Chamerlain Sam Keller’s Girlfriend Round Two Because We Can Madame Jay V – AKA “The Bear” An interview with 30 Rock’s Judah Friedlander Hot Or Not 5 Revealed Paintballs [...]

Eli’s Wedding

Received this from GuntersVol via email this morning. GV has become a solid source of information. Thanks again Gunters!! Is that Chavis tending bar?

Lloyd Braun Offers Immunity to Monvolian Offenders

My name is Lloyd Braun, and I am know throughout the SEC message board realm as a fair and decent poster. We all argue from time to time, and I will be the first to admit that I have ruffled a few feathers. However, I have long believed that the one line you do not cross in [...]

LWS owns Outermonvolia, Insider Reveals Truth

As most of you know, the LWS staff has taken a few days out of our rigorous schedule (read: scooping major media outlets. Hopson? Smith?) to focus on the quick-to-ban “website” of Trailer Park All Stars known as Outermonvolia.  I will say we have one more “ace in the hole” if needed, but we doubt it [...]

Check this Gate

Don’t forget about PhotoCrank as a captioning tool [Crankit]