Archive | May 2008
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The new breed of SEC Fan
As SEC football expands and consumes America, there is a new wolf growling at the door. A new generation of football fan is taking over. It is a Slack-jawed, bone smuggling, tea bagging, urine tossing, donkey punching, blumpkin giving, open-mouth breathing, nihilistic, voyeuristic, and sometimes brash new breed of SEC Football Fan. These card carrying [...]
F.C King Links
The Roger Clemens Steroid Needle [Busted Coverage] Hunting ASU cheerleaders having fun [Don Chavez] Bammers have a marginal chick on their Calendar [Poon of the SEC] If only Shelley Smith had this body [The Angry T] Whatever happened to Danny from The Shining [Uncoached] Sarah Larson back on the market [Holy Taco] Two things a [...]
Penn State: Athlon’s #23 Team
The only respectable team in the Big 10: Penn State. I am sure that there is a lot of head scratching at Penn State after leaving independent status for a BCS B-List Conference. Hell, the Big East looks more formidable. [Athlon]
Tebow Golf Update
(pic by Orange Junior) Tebow has absolutely no resistence in his swing, no stiffness, and he the swing is unerringly as supple as an 11 year old Filipino boy’s ass. This is the kind of stuff that will make the discriminating Bull Gator stand up and beg for buttermilk. Did he jump and down, flapping [...]
Florida’s new football facility
(HT ATOnole) Florida’s new facility [TBO]. Proving that money is no guarantee of escaping the specter of trailer park living. Gates love gaudy, loud excessively ornamented, bright shiny shit. Gaudy clothes, gaudy lights, crank it up. This should get that “Wow” factor cranked up. More of a daunting pucker around the old balloon knot. When [...]
