Bammers: The hits just keep on coming

2008 May 1
by Jai Eugene

Punt Bama Punt!!  There is no Ramzee Robinson to bail out your cheating asses this year [Al.com].  DJ Hall is All-pro material.  Anyone who could find Sarah Jessica John Parker Wilson’s off my backfoot back pedaling, bama bangs in the eyes, “oh, God Bear please  catch this” miracle bombs is money (hundred dollar handshake money). And now we have this:

BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — A judge threw out the $5 million verdict an Alabama football fan won in his lawsuit accusing the NCAA of slander, ruling in a decision made public Wednesday that jurors were swayed by prejudice.

Circuit Judge William Gordon granted the NCAA’s request for a new trial in a lawsuit filed by timber dealer Ray Keller. He did not set a date.

Keller claimed the NCAA slandered and libeled him when it announced penalties against Alabama in 2002 by referring to him and others as “rogue boosters,” “parasites” and “pariahs.” [ESPN]

Is this just another chapter in the never ending saga surrounding the Bama program?   Liberal left wing drive by sports media, opposing conference coaches, rogue high school players/coaches, high powered attorneys, the NCAA, former conference commissioners, and quite possibly the Illuminati, to bring down a program which built the SEC?

With each body punch against them, the Bammeroids have become stronger, forging a football tradition  (like the $100 dollar handshake) unlike any other. A leader has come to rally the Roids and show Bama’s foes that resisting the pull of the (rip)Tide is simply futile. That leader is Lil Bear Saban, and he will congregate the masses ignorant, in  a world where Alabama truly reigns supreme. (Thanks Thomas YMSWWC)

10 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 May 1
    picturemerollin permalink

    Eric Berry would tell you he was all-pro. You better stick with those OM guys or at least don’t reference someone who torched the UT secondary for a career day.

  2. 2008 May 1

    I’ve never been happier for the NCAA.

  3. 2008 May 1

    RTR Mother F*ckers!!!! Jeallosy breads hatrd!!! Yall are just sad that you know that you will never beat us ever when we got Saban!

  4. 2008 May 1

    #3 – that’s jealousy, not jeallosy, breeds, not breads, hatred, not hatrd, Ya’ll, not Yall, and finally (Thank God) Bama cheats.

    RTR.

  5. 2008 May 1
    zigzag permalink

    @3 $aban will take you to that ultimate shit house, Shreveport.

  6. 2008 May 1

    The Bammers have been taking it on the chin as of late in the courts.

    http://loserswithsocks.com/2008/02/21/ex-roids-delt-a-blow/

    We Be Rollin’ into Shreveport

    I’m out. Taking a long weekend, yall take care

  7. 2008 May 2
    sweetbobby permalink

    Hey,

    I’m a fan and I added a link to your site to my blog

    http://americaswhiteboy.blogspot.com

    keep up the good work

    Bobby Roberts

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