Tebow: Homemade Circumcision May 5, 2008
Posted by Jai Eugene in florida gators.trackback
Tebow shows the Bull Gator Club how he did it in the Philippines. (Doubleclick to enlarge, no pun intended)
The legend of Tim Tebow continues to grow.
Tebow, the Florida quarterback and Heisman Trophy winner, spent spring break in the Philippines and — according to Dave Curtis of the Orlando Sentinel — helped circumcise impoverished children. [Wizard of Odds]
“My armor is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my uncut dong a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane, and my breath death!”4th verse of We are The Boys
The turtle neck! The impoverished kids are so cold without their turtle necks. Real men circumcise themselves in public. Tebow roundhouse-kicked his own foreskin off. He then immediately lopped off the tip of America’s Penis:
At the end of the day (before you shower that is) there is a lot of Filipino dick is prolly a pile cleaner and a bunch less stinky. Those impoverished kids didn’t need their scrotum satchels anyway. Yeah scrotum satchels that just collect dried soap; hair and pepperidge farm goldfish if you’re sitting around watching TV naked.
Do it yourself!
All you need is:
-rusty scissors
-Bible
-any Gator QB
Is that a National Championship ring on His finger?
I wonder what He did with the discarded foreskins?
I wonder what He did with the discarded foreskins?
I saw what you did there!!
So much power over you, we have, to foster such hate. Love it!
Arian Foster?
1. “I wonder what He did with the discarded foreskins?”
Well, I hear he took them to the surgeon who works with children who are born with no eyelids. After grafting the skin into place, the children look normal, and have the natural means to distribute the moisture provided by tears.
They are a little cockeyed, though.
Yes and when they wink they wank.
Just as well none of the kids ‘e did died. http://www.circumstitions.com/Death.html
Damn I wish I could find the humor in genital mutilation. 95% of the non-Muslim world does not circumcise. Foreskin feels REALLY good.
[...] 6, 2008 Posted by Jai Eugene in Urban Meyer, florida gators. trackback The Tebow circumcision [Snip it Gate] procedure is an epic fail. They are doing it wrong. The penis is in front and further down. This [...]
[...] coordination work. Repetition is the key people, cause when an entire third world village need a good foreskin snipping you’ve got to be prepared to demonstrate that steady hand all [...]
This guy, who was too ashamed to be on the Playboy All-American Team, is proud of genitally mutilating these innocent babies?!!! And then is so atrociously arrogant that he parades his physical, emotional & sexual abuse before his college booster club (along w/his ignorant coach), all presumably in the name of God???! All this does is add the layers of spiritual & cultural abuse to these heinous acts of cowardice!!! SHAME ON YOU, TIM!!! & URBAN!!!