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News on America’s Penis May 7, 2008

Posted by Jai Eugene in America's Penis, florida gators.
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Executive Summary of the conclusion of Florida’s legislative session [TBO] .

  • Bestiality: Yes [Herban wept]
  • License plates: Added to the roster of 109 specialty plates now available are new ones touting Florida’s resemblence to a dangling wiener (See Above).
  • Wheelies: No.
  • Evolution: Fail (Maybe later)
  • Making a mom look at her fetus before she aborts it: No (for now).
  • Getting fired for keeping your gun in your car: No.
  • Growing pot at home: No.
  • racially offensive lyrics in the state anthem: No.

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