News on America’s Penis May 7, 2008
Posted by Jai Eugene in America's Penis, florida gators.trackback
Executive Summary of the conclusion of Florida’s legislative session [TBO] .
- Bestiality: Yes [Herban wept]
- License plates: Added to the roster of 109 specialty plates now available are new ones touting Florida’s resemblence to a dangling wiener (See Above).
- Wheelies: No.
- Evolution: Fail (Maybe later)
- Making a mom look at her fetus before she aborts it: No (for now).
- Getting fired for keeping your gun in your car: No.
- Growing pot at home: No.
- racially offensive lyrics in the state anthem: No.
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