Newest Vols Recruit Bobby Maze: Tennessee is a Ferrari and Kentucky is a Range Rover

2008 May 8
by Jai Eugene

He will either make my beloved Vols 1000 kinds of awesome or completely destroy our team. Our potential next year is absolutely insane. Fact is that Maze just doesn’t look like a guy that wants to play for Kentucky (he has hit puberty).

“All coaches tell you that want to play fast but a lot of them are just saying that,” Maze said. “Here all you have to do is look at the tape and watch them play. Coach Pearl’s teams always lead the league in scoring or are right up there.”

I guarantee you that’s exactly what Billy G. told him. After he slammed his 8th Scotty Hopson.

Check Maze’s rap video. Hell yes.

19 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 May 8
    your name here permalink

    BIG MONEY BABY!!!!

  2. 2008 May 8
    bosgap permalink

    “I will average 10-12 assists, easy.”

    “I am ‘The Solution.’”

  3. 2008 May 8

    What a freakin’ THUG. Good luck with that.

  4. 2008 May 8
    Fat Phil's Stretch Marks permalink

    Even though I’m a UK fan, I Iove the photoshops of Billy Clyde. However, you need to replace the bottle of JD with a fine KY Bourbon. Maker’s, Woodford or Turkey would be more authentic.

    Btw, Maze should really help UT’s academic progress rate.

    Peace

  5. 2008 May 8

    Which gang is Maze affiliated with? These avatars make me think I’m back in the 60’s, listening to the White Album – backwards.

  6. 2008 May 8
    bosgap permalink

    He’s affiliated with the I’m going to Fucking Roll UK gang.

    He is AI 2.0.

  7. 2008 May 8
    Michael Seaman permalink

    niggaz please… this shit aint hottt… yall fuckin bitches.. Kill ya selves yall aint hard either ill fuckin whoop ur bitch assez.. all of ya at the same time.. i take yo biches too and fuck em go get som real money and stop playin wit that monopoly money.. and get some real chains and escalades… Reppin UT Track and Field… Fags

  8. 2008 May 8
    Men's Swimming Team permalink

    And to think, your APR was higher than ours.

  9. 2008 May 9
    J Marlin permalink

    YOU’RE Kentucky fans… You’re supposed to whine like little girls!! Waa now Tennessee OWNS us in Basketball too!! Not fair…whine whine whine… Billys Clyde’s Big Blue Babies!!! HAHAHAHA

    Soo Close to Knoxville….Soo close

  10. 2008 May 9
    Fat Phil's Stretch Marks permalink

    @10 – Another escapee from the OM inbreeding program.

    Jai, I thought you had these asshats on lockdown.

  11. 2008 May 9

    @12 no comment

  12. 2008 May 11
    jake kaufman knoxville permalink

    bosgap you inbred tennessee faggot

  13. 2009 January 14
    True Blue permalink

    Jodie Meeks had one word for Mr. Maze, “fifty”. Meeks blew the “top” off Rocky Top! Not bad for a Range Rover huh, Bobby?

  14. 2009 January 14
    David permalink

    Hey, Bobby how you like hou my A$$ taste?

    Jodie Meeks
    Studio 54 Formerly “The Summit Court”

  15. 2009 January 15
    D. Myhand permalink

    Man up and post some more junk about Tennessee owning Kentucky. Hope you enjoyed your year or two in the sun. Hey Pearl, maybe 3 guys could stop Meeks.

  16. 2009 January 15
    nycvol010version2 permalink

    So what? Billy Clyde is inept and in way over his head. Both us us know it. VMI and Gardner-Webb ring any bells?

    NIT on legacy for UK

  17. 2009 January 19

    Hey bobby you cant put old english in that ferrari, you have to use premium. Get a clue vol fans, bruce cant win with big recruits, call back dane and chris. and get Minnie Pearl off the bench. Girls Basketball and Bad air quality, Thats what Knoxville DOES.

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