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Newest Vols Recruit Bobby Maze: Tennessee is a Ferrari and Kentucky is a Range Rover


He will either make my beloved Vols 1000 kinds of awesome or completely destroy our team. Our potential next year is absolutely insane. Fact is that Maze just doesn’t look like a guy that wants to play for Kentucky (he has hit puberty).

“All coaches tell you that want to play fast but a lot of them are just saying that,” Maze said. “Here all you have to do is look at the tape and watch them play. Coach Pearl’s teams always lead the league in scoring or are right up there.”

I guarantee you that’s exactly what Billy G. told him. After he slammed his 8th Scotty Hopson.

Check Maze’s rap video. Hell yes.

19 comments on “Newest Vols Recruit Bobby Maze: Tennessee is a Ferrari and Kentucky is a Range Rover

  1. BIG MONEY BABY!!!!

  2. “I will average 10-12 assists, easy.”

    “I am ‘The Solution.’”

  3. What a freakin’ THUG. Good luck with that.

  4. Even though I’m a UK fan, I Iove the photoshops of Billy Clyde. However, you need to replace the bottle of JD with a fine KY Bourbon. Maker’s, Woodford or Turkey would be more authentic.

    Btw, Maze should really help UT’s academic progress rate.

    Peace

  5. [...] is not satisfied with huge boobs. COED Magazine – Everything you ever wanted to know about hazing. Loser With Socks – Info on the Vols newest recruit. On205th – How many bikinis does Cuthbert own anyways? Tasty [...]

  6. Which gang is Maze affiliated with? These avatars make me think I’m back in the 60′s, listening to the White Album – backwards.

  7. He’s affiliated with the I’m going to Fucking Roll UK gang.

    He is AI 2.0.

  8. niggaz please… this shit aint hottt… yall fuckin bitches.. Kill ya selves yall aint hard either ill fuckin whoop ur bitch assez.. all of ya at the same time.. i take yo biches too and fuck em go get som real money and stop playin wit that monopoly money.. and get some real chains and escalades… Reppin UT Track and Field… Fags

  9. And to think, your APR was higher than ours.

  10. YOU’RE Kentucky fans… You’re supposed to whine like little girls!! Waa now Tennessee OWNS us in Basketball too!! Not fair…whine whine whine… Billys Clyde’s Big Blue Babies!!! HAHAHAHA

    Soo Close to Knoxville….Soo close

  11. @10 – Another escapee from the OM inbreeding program.

    Jai, I thought you had these asshats on lockdown.

  12. bosgap you inbred tennessee faggot

  13. Jodie Meeks had one word for Mr. Maze, “fifty”. Meeks blew the “top” off Rocky Top! Not bad for a Range Rover huh, Bobby?

  14. Hey, Bobby how you like hou my A$$ taste?

    Jodie Meeks
    Studio 54 Formerly “The Summit Court”

  15. Man up and post some more junk about Tennessee owning Kentucky. Hope you enjoyed your year or two in the sun. Hey Pearl, maybe 3 guys could stop Meeks.

  16. So what? Billy Clyde is inept and in way over his head. Both us us know it. VMI and Gardner-Webb ring any bells?

    NIT on legacy for UK

  17. Hey bobby you cant put old english in that ferrari, you have to use premium. Get a clue vol fans, bruce cant win with big recruits, call back dane and chris. and get Minnie Pearl off the bench. Girls Basketball and Bad air quality, Thats what Knoxville DOES.

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