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Newest Vols Recruit Bobby Maze: Tennessee is a Ferrari and Kentucky is a Range Rover May 8, 2008

Posted by Jai Eugene in Bat Shit Crazy, Cat's Meow, Failboats, Kentucky Wildcats, SEC Football, Tennessee Volunteers, bruce pearl.
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He will either make my beloved Vols 1000 kinds of awesome or completely destroy our team. Our potential next year is absolutely insane. Fact is that Maze just doesn’t look like a guy that wants to play for Kentucky (he has hit puberty).

“All coaches tell you that want to play fast but a lot of them are just saying that,” Maze said. “Here all you have to do is look at the tape and watch them play. Coach Pearl’s teams always lead the league in scoring or are right up there.”

I guarantee you that’s exactly what Billy G. told him. After he slammed his 8th Scotty Hopson.

Check Maze’s rap video. Hell yes.

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1. your name here - May 8, 2008

BIG MONEY BABY!!!!

2. bosgap - May 8, 2008

“I will average 10-12 assists, easy.”

“I am ‘The Solution.’”

3. LL - May 8, 2008

What a freakin’ THUG. Good luck with that.

4. Fat Phil's Stretch Marks - May 8, 2008

Even though I’m a UK fan, I Iove the photoshops of Billy Clyde. However, you need to replace the bottle of JD with a fine KY Bourbon. Maker’s, Woodford or Turkey would be more authentic.

Btw, Maze should really help UT’s academic progress rate.

Peace

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6. MoonDog - May 8, 2008

Which gang is Maze affiliated with? These avatars make me think I’m back in the 60’s, listening to the White Album - backwards.

7. bosgap - May 8, 2008

He’s affiliated with the I’m going to Fucking Roll UK gang.

He is AI 2.0.

8. Michael Seaman - May 8, 2008

niggaz please… this shit aint hottt… yall fuckin bitches.. Kill ya selves yall aint hard either ill fuckin whoop ur bitch assez.. all of ya at the same time.. i take yo biches too and fuck em go get som real money and stop playin wit that monopoly money.. and get some real chains and escalades… Reppin UT Track and Field… Fags

9. Men's Swimming Team - May 8, 2008

And to think, your APR was higher than ours.

10. J Marlin - May 9, 2008

YOU’RE Kentucky fans… You’re supposed to whine like little girls!! Waa now Tennessee OWNS us in Basketball too!! Not fair…whine whine whine… Billys Clyde’s Big Blue Babies!!! HAHAHAHA

Soo Close to Knoxville….Soo close

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12. Fat Phil's Stretch Marks - May 9, 2008

@10 - Another escapee from the OM inbreeding program.

Jai, I thought you had these asshats on lockdown.

13. Jai Eugene - May 9, 2008

@12 no comment

14. jake kaufman knoxville - May 11, 2008

bosgap you inbred tennessee faggot