Tebow don’t preach

2008 May 8
by Jai Eugene

Tim left his ween trimming knife in the chick’s breast.

(Thanks Preston and  YMSWWC) Tebow preaches at a Gator prison [ESPN]. I have a feeling that this kid and his family are going to be good for plenty of funny stories over the coming years. Those cameras are never to far away from Timmy when he is doing his charitable works, are they? For those keeping score:

2007- kissing teammates
2008- Ween trimming and cleaning
2008- Hanging out where men turn to other men for emotional and physical comfort

From Ron Zook’s 1/2 Full Can of Red Bull: he’s the kind of person who thinks that football and religion are all you need in life, and he looks down on people who don’t think so. He has been very condescending to some of my friends (he played for my high school football team) because they don’t see football as the epitome of a man’s existence. His arrogance is stunning.

The lil fella on the picture is in for a rude surprise!!

13 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 May 8
    Jim Bob Cooter permalink

    Heisman winner? National Champion?

    …How about Prince of Peace, The Great Prophet.

    Timothy Tebow can cure leprosy with the wink of an eye, circumcise 3rd world children without the use of surgical equipment and bomb abortion clinics just by hurling a football.

    JesuCristo Vive!

  2. 2008 May 8
    Sacramento permalink

    the guy seems to have his head on his shoulders…..seems like a good guy doing good in the community……..yet, you poke fun at him…….meanwhile UT has to kick off players for dope smoking…….maybe they should have been out helping the less fortunate with Tebow

  3. 2008 May 8

    “Charity begins at home”

    http://loserswithsocks.com/2007/06/21/ranking-the-florida-gator-arrests/

  4. 2008 May 8

    First off, I have probably the least “religion” of anyone on here nor am I a fan of organized religion. That is my disclaimer.

    But if it makes someone else a better person, great. To each his own.

    Make fun of Tebow because he’s a Gator and that’s not your team. Fine. But to make fun of him when he’s trying to do nothing but help and make the world around him better, that’s just ridiculous.

    As for Ron Zook’s 1/2 Full Can of Red Bull, terrific job on the 2nd hand information. Sorry Tebow stole your boyfriend’s thunder at Nease and now you have such a grudge over it.

  5. 2008 May 8
    BWFull permalink

    Remember when this site was original? I actually miss Eeyore and his WVU rants.

    @4 Yes, it is pathetic. However, as much as I like TT I can appreciate the animosity from Tebow Overkill. Another classic example of putting someone so high that any transgression will cause a deluge of bad press from the “we can’t wait for him to fail” crowd.

  6. 2008 May 8
    zigzag permalink

    Tim Tebow helps those who help themselves.

  7. 2008 May 8

    penis

  8. 2008 May 8

    Tried sending you an e-mail but it came back as undeliverable. What’s the e-mail address for this site?

    GAYtors.

    RTR.

    Bama Cheats.

    Ashley Judd gave 3rd Down cooties.

  9. 2008 May 8

    Still better than Erin “The Trev” Andrews.

    loserwithsocks@gmail.com … Loser, not losers

  10. 2008 May 8
    Barkin' Dawg permalink

    Shit Jai, you’re starting to be as obssesed/delusional about the Gates and Tebow as ‘Eer was about winning the MNC. Sure you’re not drinking from the same kool-aid pitcher??

    @5 – Careful what you wish for, spring is here and soon they’ll start restringing power lines in WV. As soon as a little juice hits his double wide, ‘Eer will be back in full effect.

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