Happy Endings
The scene in Gainesville after the American Idol Finale:
He15Man:
I guess it wasn’t a dream. Cookie is the king. I can’t wait to hit Itunes!! This morning when I showered I dried off with my cookie monster towel. Funny how that towel has taken on a totally new meaning for me,Lulz.
I’m seriously in tears right now. I’m so proud of David Cook, and to all the wordnerds and the Gator Nation, you should all be proud of yourselfs for being so devoted. I’m so shaken up I can barely type right now..lol.. WE DID IT!!! Who else cried? Raise your hand. Euphoria, I DVR’d it and I am still crying this morning !!! Loved every moment of it !
When Ryan called his name,…..DUDE! I put a hole in my wall! A FRICKEN HOLE! I fell back out of my
chair.. (Had to use my inhaler twice cause I started hyperventilating.) so I was sitting on a wooden computer table chair) and I tried to get my balance, foot went flying and crashed into the wall! There’s a hole in my wall! Coach Meyer is going to be BLEEPED!
OHHHH MYYYYY *THUD* Oh my molten hot American Idol …….SIGH
I want to………..make him stop crying…
I dunno if I need new batteries,lotion, and tissues…. my emotions are WILD right about now
OMG!!! Did you guys see David’s Guitar Hero commercial…? here ya go:
DAVID IN HIS WHITY TIGHTIES!!!!! A possible Filipino cut?
I peed! hahahaha…
He is beyond incredible!!!
I ♥ David Cook
Thanks
He15Man
P.S. Eyeliner? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Say it ain’t so, David. I thought i was seeing things. Just say “NO” to man makeup, just say “NO” to man purse, just say “NO” to fake man eyelashes (Like Pete Wentz wanted to get). Please stay a man. Wear concealer and powder for T.V. only. You are gorgeous, your eyes are gorgeous in their natural non-feminized state.
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I too shed tears when David lost. A tragedy indeed. I feel sorry for him and He15Man, and to show support in their time of bereavement, I’m sending them each a complimentary gift from Maybeline. They can play dress up and take turns putting eye liner on each other. It’ll be big fun.
David (Sausage jockey) Cook rallies in the bottom of the ninth of game seven, to win the Fag’s World Series.