The World’s Next Shortest Man May 22, 2008
Posted by 3rd Down H-Back in 890 SAT, Kenny Chesney, OLe Miss, UGA.Tags: douche, Kenny Chesney
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still sucks. I don’t like country music in general, and this uber-douche is the perfect stereotype why. Music in general today sucks, and pop-country is in no way appealing to me. Anyone remember uber-douche’s Keg in the Closet tour of college (mostly SEC) towns? People that were in Oxford remember it, and for all the wrong reasons.
Waiting on his sleeveless pink shirt to dry. Macho Man
So I don’t like country music anyways, but most of my buddies in college did and still do, so they convince me to stand in line to get tickets to see the world’s shortest coke head (yes, this fucker has a serious cocaine problem, so I have been told) play in Oxford. “But H-Back, dude, I know you hate country music but the chicks love this dude.” It also didn’t help that there was an attractive young blond with questionable moral standards sporting a tramp stamp there encouraging me to keep her company during her wait. It was a fucking cold night/morning trying to get tickets to a show that would never take place.
Fuck this dood. $50 says Uber-douche’s next target of affection after Mr. 890 is Matt Stafford. Uber-douche already has a history with UGA QBs.
Let me get this straight - you don’t like country music, Kenny Chesney in particular. What if he offered to come by your house and sing you a lullaby. What if he had three very hot, tanned, well-armed chicks in his entourage?
What if David Cook and He15Man were with him? You could join them and form the world’s most dysfunctional quartet.
I wouldn’t let that asshole in my house if he had Julie Banderas with him. Chesney and Cook need to get together for a duet to call hogs for Petrino.
Moondog, that day would happen over my cold lifeless body.
zigzag, good call on Julie Banderas. She makes Fox News #1 in everyone’s heart.
[...] You aren’t fooling anyone with that cowboy that Chesney (Loser with Socks) [...]
3-Yeah, Julie is the complete package. Something we seldom get to see is her legs which are in the Jessica Simpson class, on a scale of 1-10 probably a 21.
zig, check out Red Eye late night on Fox. When she is on it they advertise her fine stems quite well.