The Godfather of Mountain Damn Values: Heath Shuler May 23, 2008
Posted by Jai Eugene in SEC Football.trackback
and his apprentice, Jon Crompton
Singing sweet Mountain Values
Breathing clean mountain air
Singing sweet Mountain Values
Its been more than a year now
Since “3 yard hitch” Erik Ainge went away
But I keep his memory with me.
We once waltzed together to a dreamy big orange melody
Then we change partners and he waltzed away from me.
Bye Erik Ainge, I know you lost the SECCG on purpose
You got BO and smelly crotch rot because of lengthy cutcliffe skull sessions.
Now I lower my head as I am sacked for loss
I guess I could’ve thrown the ball away
But the Jock sniffers will love me anyway,I am ruff tuff and myoplex bad as hell
My penis is called ‘Rumple foreskin’, come get some Tebow.
Ainge never named his ween, it is too small to matter.
Also I also nicknamed my testes. My left one is ‘The Truth’, and my right one is ‘The Octagon’
Tebow wept, Jesus Saves.
Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?
Catch a 20 pound bass with an 8 pound test line
With a Bible in my hand
And I’ll talk about grits and gravy
looky yonder, I just saw the whippoorwill talking to a bear
will those jock sniffers ever give me some air?
I never been caught alone in my apartment watching ‘Gilmore Girls’ and NOT jacking off to that daughter.
Will the circle be unbroken?
By and by lord by and by (by and by)
There is a better home a-waiting
In the sky lord in the sky
Singing sweet Mountain Values
Breathing clean mountain air
Singing sweet Mountain Values
Makes me wish that I was there
Inspirational. Heath is clearly a God fearin’ man. True Mtn Values at work.
[...] The Godfather of Mountain Damn Values: Heath Shuler (Video) [...]
[...] Shuler is the Godfather of Mountain Values, or so says Jai at Losers With [...]
I’d like that sexy man to “rear” me.
Heath Shular, Pelosi’s pussy.
He is not fooling anybody, all democrats hate Christians (and Jews) they submit to the islamic Jihadis though.
Heath isn’t fooling me with that speech about faith, he probably can’t even recite John 3:16.
Thy arm was built on Mountain Values. He who doubts thy ability shall receive thy wrath.
If Crompton’s mentor is Health Shular (Pelosi’s Pussy), then that does not bode well for Crompton. All the Democrats can think about is gay marriage and by extension, Heath Shular, the party of gay marriage. Gay marriage ain’t no “mountain value”.
Crompton should join the Gators if he is all absorbed with gay marraige, like his mentor. Even a Bammeroid knows that!
I did see Crompton run over an LSU linebacker in an ‘06 LSU game, a game he threw a nice TD pass in. TN still managed to lose that game. That performance gives me hope for TN and Crompton. Crompton didn’t get tp play much in ‘07.
All this talk of Heath Shular does not give me any hope. Heath is a dick, like all the Democratic (and Republican) congressmen who screw up our country’s energy policy - screw them all!
[...] The Godfather of Mountain Damn Values - LWS [...]