Just think….if my EERs hadn’t lost that game…the game that cost us a National Championship…the game that put the program into a downward spiral…losing our quitter coach…losing our quitter staff…our hearts and souls crushed.
Now Mr Nica Gate, my Eers will do something that your hapless Gators can’t do, beat Auburn. Mark it down, Mr Godless Infidel Florida Fan, we will show your Robot Coach and Fullback QB how to play football like men, with emotion and win the tough games….without crying like a big old pussy boys.
My Eers were lifted up by simplicity…Mountain Values, Mountain Damn Values…that loss brought them together like a family….led by a group of young men that gathered the broken shattered pieces of a top notch football Program….then put them all in a pile..asked for the glue, delivered by a man…a hero…a painter…an artist….Country Roads
SEC Dicks? Get ready for one big, focused, determined Mountaineer family. Mountain Values, BosGap? I got your Mountain Values right here…..
Thank God we lost to Pitt. You’ll never hear me say it again after this…”Thank you Pitt”. Thank you for crushing our dreams. Thank you for giving our “coach” a reason to explore new territory, and take the majority of his staff with him. Because of you, we are united as a family once again. Because you actually showed up that cold night, we now have a leader…scratch that, LEADERS…that can and WILL bring their honor and Mountain Damn Values to the Mountaineer football program. Men that have already proven their worth at WVU.
Pitt, I hate you the way Tim Tebow hates uncircumcised penises, but I thank you from the bottom of my heart for helping put this ball into motion.
Now with that said, I can’t wait to see the look on your faces when the scoreboard says “WVU 73 Pitt -0″. I can’t wait to show you the hornets nest you’ve kicked. I can’t wait for you to sit in your shitty little dorm room with your 13″ non HD black and white no-cable TV watching my beloved Mountaineers BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF THE NUMBER FREAKIN’ ONE TEAM IN THE NATION TO BRING HOME THAT DAMNED TROPHY TO WHERE IT RIGHTFULLY BELONGS!!!! Home to my Mountain Momma, take me home, Country roads Motherfuckers.
Auburn? You are next. Get ready for red-ass whipping
I actually consider myself married to West Virginia Football: ’til death do us part’, Bitch.
Hell yes, way to stick it to the SEC elitists, Angry. Auburn’s day of rapture is 23 Oct. Consider yourselves unclean Barners
*yawn*
Sucks that you’re back, ‘Eer. And all you’re doing is regurgitating the same garbage you did last year.
College Football is an unpredictable sport. But at least we know some things never change — The SEC being the dominant conference, Oklahoma getting beat in a BCS game (not much of a feat since they’ve lost 4 straight BCS games now), and West Virginia not playing for a National Title.
ZZZZZ…every year the mountainqueers have a shot at the national title and blow it by losing to some third tier big least team. Then their toothless fans get all fired up because they beat an uninterested major conf team in a consolation BCS bowl.
Here’s a tip: get yourself a qb that stays in the game even if he gets a hangnail. Better yet, get one that will project somewhere on the next level as other than a defensive back.
Beat Auburn and we can talk, bitch
i’m…..ummm, ‘honored’ to be the recipient of eer’s 2008 version of ‘mountain values’ sermon today.
in all sincerity,i just want to know the name of your damn coach.
1. i’ve never heard of him
2. he looks like jerry claiborne
3. what the hell kind of offense are you going to run, since the ‘inventor’ of the spread offense is suddenly a pile of ungrateful shit that you have convinced yourselves you never really wanted in the first place (now that he ditched like the toothless redhead with saddlebags program that he and the rest of the college football world view you).
4. name one coach…besides the fair to middlin’ don nehlen, that did not use w.virginia as a stepping stone to an elite program?
i’ll wait for your response…good day to you, sirs
You better damn well appreciate it. You need a values lesson
Tuberfield will shove the War Eagle’s talons up Howdy Doody’s ass.
that is “Howdy Doody ,Sir” to you
Headline in the Rodriguez Gazette will read:
“War Eagles Thump Inbred Eers”
The Plainsmen roll – it won’t be a game. Mountain values are limited to Jon Crompton. Big East football is like 8-man pee wee football – not much to it.
Love,
MoonDog
if two eers divorce, are they still brother and sister? btw, thanks for the national championship, deliverance boi.
Congratulations, ‘Eer. The same president that hands out degrees to anyone also handed out a job to Coach Stewart. I can’t wait to see how quickly Coach Stew goes down in flames. It’ll be more entertaining that watching fellow WVU fans act like they always hated Rodriguez.
Turd I didn’t realize you were a WVU fan.
so….after several days and much discourse, i finally learn that his last name is ‘stewart’…..and here, i thought it was jerry claiborne
@11 thanks for the info turd….i don’t read you as a wvu fan [key word in that sentence: READ…very anti-’mountain values’
Let me clear my name: it should have read “It’ll be more entertaining than watching YOUR fellow WVU fans . . . .” Note that it wasn’t a WVU fan that picked up the mistake and apparent contradiction.
I’m all Vol.
i have no quarrel with you turd…you back a 1st tier SEC program. not some TVA reject, half-ass state that came from virginians that lacked the balls to stand up to the man
…cause Auburn’s faired so well against the Big East recently
mountain damn values
Geez….whip Auburn? You couldn’t pay Welsley College enough to schedule you? Auburn always blows their load by October and are out of the hunt early after getting punked by Miss. St. or sweating out a squeaker with some JV team like Kansas St. So what if you beat Auburn? Beat a Georgia or LSU, then we’ll talk.