Bambi joins the CFL
He did it. Chris “I scored 8″ Wonder-Leak the dainty doe-eyed Waif has finally joined the CFL [Gator Sports]. For those of you that care, Chris Leak has landed in Hamilton of the CFL. He’s the 4th or 5th QB on the roster. Odds are he won’t make it because the knock on him from NFL teams was a weak arm (and that pesky 8 on the wonderlic) , and in the CFL as a QB you need a very strong arm (due to a 65 yard wide field).
Leak is going to battle it out with former Hawaii and “System” QB Tommy Chang for the chance to carry the clipboard. Imagine this prematurely jocular conversation between Leak and Chang similar to The Pulp Fiction quote by the Winston Wolf character “Let’s not start sucking each other’s dicks just yet, Chang. There is only one clipboard to be carried. Therefore, one of us will be roster casualty”.
I hate it that he signed with Hamilton instead of Calgary.
No word if he has ceased shitting his pants.
Clipboards do not carry themselves in Canada, bitch.
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Florida Gators hated Chris Leak. They wanted to drop him like a hot potato, for the dick snipper. Does anyone remember that Meyer went out of his way to ruin Leak’s Heisman campaign? I do.
Amazing. How dare you challenge Leak’s tenacity and toughness. How dare you!
Ears, STFU! You have no idea what you are talking about.
Gator fans love Chris Leak. There was a very, very, very small group of students (mostly Freshman) who wanted Tebow in the game. Not one Gator I know wanted Tebow to start over Leak that year (2006) The media and opposing fans (yourself) wanted there to be a controversy so bad, but there never was.
Next time you’re in your local bookstore, look next to “Football Sliding for Dummies” and you’ll find the following: “Premature Celebrating for Dummies”
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Thanks for speaking on behalf of GatorNation, Ears.
I wish that i could find the Mike Freeman Sharticle. He hit it right on the noggin, the hate and bias against the “waifish Leak”.
They are the same “Gators” who hate Spurrier despite the fact that he put our program on the map. They are similar to the OuterMonvolians, but with more teeth.
“I wish that i could find the Mike Freeman Sharticle.”
Ears:
You just proved my point. Thanks – “The media and opposing fans (yourself) wanted there to be a controversy so bad, but there never was.”
If it’s the Freeman article I think you’re talking about, it’s the one where he tried to make the Tebow-Leak thing a “race” issue and accused Gator fans of being “racist” because – as he said – “they don’t want to see a black QB break all of Danny Wuerffel’s records at UF.” He also accused Meyer of effin’ up Leak’s Heisman campaign by putting Tebow in the game thus taking away stats from Leak. What a moron.
There was a lot of outrage from Gator Nation about that article, especially here in Jax. Not soon after, Freeman was out at the T-U (newspaper here in town) and wasn’t on talk radio anymore, either.
And since when is Mike Freeman credible? He’s a member of the “lie-on-your-resume” journalist fraternity. Gators hate Mike Freeman. And you’re an idiot.
fuck off LL, the Gator Nation loves me because I speak the truth.