Scary Auburn: The Quickening
Auburn your day is coming. October 23rd will be known as the Quickening: When an Immortal is beheaded, there is a powerful energy release from their body which is called a Quickening “The Quickening is the receiving of all the power and knowledge another immortal has obtained throughout his/her life. It is like the receiving of a sacrament or a massive orgasm.The producers describe it so: “The power of the Quickening is the equivalent to a major electrical storm hitting — windows explode, lights short circuit, it is almost as if the victorious Immortal is in the center of a lightning storm.”
Well, according to Elitest SEC Fans, many of whom think WVU is going to lose thanks in part of Auburn linebacker Trey Blackmon. Check this video. I am sure you will all notice the very beginning of the video where this guy talks about the greatest player he has ever seen.
It seems to me that if I was an Auburn fan was wanting to prove a point, I would have picked another video. I’ve never seen a LB shoot electric lightening bolts at opposing RBs and QBs before IN MY LIFE. No wonder they think so highly of him.
Blackmon should adjust to this view:
The back of Pat White’s jersey. Get used to it.
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Holy crap, I think if somehow Auburn squeeks out of Mo’town with a W, this whole site will be dedicated to rubbing it in Eer’s face.
That said – I don’ think it’ll happen. I’ll be there to see it go down!
Good to have Eeyore back.
Speed Slaton and Touchdown White, motherfuckers.
it is good to be back. country roads.
And so it begins…..
Good god….we have to listen to 4 months of this? go burn a couch already….
Why West Virginia Sucks.
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Why do birds fly upside down in West Virginia?
Because there isnt anything worth shitting on.
Did you know that the tooth brush was created in West Virginia?
It had to be because in any other place it would of been called a TEETH BRUSH!
What do a tornado and a West Virginia divorce have in common?
Someone always loses a trailer.
Why do folks from West Virginia go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
17 and under not admitted.
Did you hear that the governor’s mansion in West Virginia burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
What do you get when you have 32 West Virginians in the same room?
A full set of teeth.
Heard around West Virginia
“Daddy, get off my lap, you’re crushing my cigarettes!”
How do you get your Dawg to stop masturbating?
Paint his dick orange and blue and he wont beat it for 10 years?
THAT WAS FUNNY BEFORE LAST YEAR DICKHEAD.
2009 NATIONAL CHAMPS
UGA DAWGS
You know what’s funnier – since we’re reminiscing – WVa came into Atlanta and beat your ass in front of your home crowd.
or paint his dick blue and gold (or orange and white), they can’t beat WVU either
Stafford is a fat ass
It’s Tray M’fer. And Mr. Blackmon is going to decrapitate Pat White’s boney ass. Good thing WV doesn’t wear white pants at home…